Remember that her clohting is spider silk strong. That top could stop a claymore.
Giant metal scissors and a supervillan who can manipulate gravity. Nope nothing to lose your head over, nothing at all. Though everyone else Should start running in about 3 seconds.
Am I the only hot blooded male here who has actually NOTICED Patti Winters? Aw c’mon guys, look at her – forget about the background chatter and look at Patti for at least a couple of seconds. Her soft skin, womanly curves, confident eroticism. What’s not to love? And I’ve claimed her
Yeeessss. After I had laid claim to her feminine charms and wiles, her peaks and valleys, soft down and coarse rough, the in and out of her, the beginning and end of her, the whisper of the breath in her lungs, the passion in her blood and the fire in her eyes.
Stand your ground Sir! My second will call on you to determine your intentions.
‘My good Mongoose , ’tis my duty to assess thine intentions for yonder maiden, and I call upon a trial by arms! *clears throat* Have at thee, thou imposterous weasel! *draws six swords*
*severs both of Mongoose’s arms and legs in a single blow* Are you going to tell me that was only a flesh wound, or do you want to come back in nineteen years dressed in black cybernetic armour?
*warps in with Space Marines and velociraptor cavalry*
You two fools! Stop fighting over this petty squabble, or I’ll be forced to release everyone in all of time who I’ve made friends with. I have all of the court of Camelot as well as some of the best ninja in the business just a time warp away. I also have a laser sword.
BanshÅ Ten’in!!! *pulls velociraptors and food into mouth* Nom nom nom nom! *summons undead raptors* GO FORTH MY ZOMBIE ARMY! The Internet shall be MINE!!!!!
space mariens ha you do know I fund that program getlemen halt your are dismissed *space mariens leave* as for you Profesor Templeton you may want to look carefully into who your deallling with. Now this justsu is one of my own design. *do hands sighns and becomes lost in a ball of lighting th gouse up into the clouds as the clousd spirla up inj to a funnel lighting continuse to collect into the funel untio a ball of electricity the size of teh moon is formed* Storm of the Centry Jutsu * ball of electricity come heurtaly tword the planet
Mongoose, you are powerless without your hands! *shoots mongoose with paralyzation darts in arms* Now your ninjutsu is powerless, you strange magic ninja! However, the real deal ninja from fuedal japan are just as skilled as ever! *warps ninja into battle*
Asura, i know you’d never expect this, THE SPANISH INQUISITION!*warps Inquisition in, they see Asure with zombies and asume he’s a witch*
that work if i I were part of naruto but I’m and one of your classice loony tons esc cartoon caraters on steriods so that dart gun just makes a little bang flag
*taps Future Mongoose on the shoulder* Excuse me. I’d like to point out that if you kill him you’ll cease to exist, and if he kills you then some point in the future he’ll kill himself. Nobody wants that, do they?
maby proffesor I should explain who I realuy am I am the embodyment of a person imagination, in this case the emaginatio of a hyperactive ausburger boy with too mauch time on his hands, that has benn ripped out of my master mind and forced in to a physiscla form. esentialy I am limtted to the poweres of imagination itself
Well Mongoose, in that case, may I politely ask you to not destroy the internet, it would make your creator very, very unhappy if the internet went away.
Wait, MONGOOSE DUCK!
*knocks Mongoose down and gets between him and the explosion to absorb the worst of the damage*
Mongoose… the internet… lies in your pocket… literally, your right front pocket holds the internet, keep it safe…….
The only idea worse than taking on a supervillain as an investor is taking on a supervillain as an investor and then stiffing him in some manner where he feels like he has to come down in person and deal with things at your opening ceremony. Lambda done screwed up big time.
I wonder why Universe didn’t just come alone. Greta’s breasts are what gave them away to Heather, and I assume he’s got some sciencey thing in his possession that he can defend himself with in the event of emergency.
Greta is Dr Universe’s Dragon (look up “the dragon” on tvtropes if you don’t get the reference). No doubt he’s capable of handling himself if he really, really needs to, but he’s the brains of the operation and he keeps Greta around specifically because she’s extremely skilled at crushing things (the fact that she is, as demonstrated in the previous chapter, fiercely loyal to him is a big bonus). If the fecal matter impacts the oscillatory ventilation device Greta is Doc U’s front line of defense while he figures out an expedient contingency plan. If he would be actually fighting then that would distract him from planning/plotting/etc).
Short version: Greta is there to protect Doc while he figures out how to get the hell out of Dodge if things go bad for them.
A GLaDOS darling great to hear from you. Why yes I’m do well how about you. Oh really, finally got rid of that pesky mute, well it’s good to hear that you’re doing fine. Now remember that time that I did you a favor. Yes that one, well I was think you could pay me back with a few thousand of your finest turrets. Yes that will be all. Uh huh. Uh huh, and good day to you to. By by. *click*
Am I the only one that really misses Spinerrete’s muscles? It was really refreshing to see a strong, sexy heroine who actually had the arms to back it up (all while remaining feminine).
I know this is a different artist, but Spinerrete’s rippedness has been a recurring theme since the very early stuff. In this issue and the last one she looks fairly scrawny, honestly.
Not the only one. So far this (well, it seems like this artist draw everyone rather thin, but it’s problem, only with Heather) and, from now, Sahira (I really, really prefer her old version) are the bad things about new style for me.
Seconded. Sahira has always looked like quite the gorgeous young woman, by far my favourite in the series; here, I’m afraid she simply looks too girlish. Not knocking the artist’s style overall, in general this is quite good, but I’m afraid Mr. Gomez’ style has been imprinted on me rather strongly.
I once had a crush on a female coworker. Then I found out she was gay and figured I had nothing to lose by admitting that to her. She told me that if she was into guys she’d hook up with me in a heartbeat. But she wasn’t into guys. Dammit.
There’ll be a Kickstarter campaign most likely. The up front costs are quite hefty. We still need to get a prototype with slightly less… strange… legs!
Naturally…. But you do realise in my doing so I am Sharing the goodness that are her Bewbies with the world? *throws boxes away and grabs on to wrong wolf’s legs*
With a cup of tea and some Chocolate Digestives? Nein! Mine!In fact… Sod holding onto your legs…. I think i’ll join Wolf Spider in this I’ll share the magic Boxes with him
Let’s think about simple matters of scale here. Specifically, would Greta actually fit into ANY standard issue uniform shirt? Those things are massive, hence the necessity to hide them in boxes. Then again, either Greta or Dr Universe no doubt has a discreet tailor on retainer or she wouldn’t have anything appropriate to wear above her waist, but a guy can imagine, can’t he?
That was the year I invented my first stable fusion device, got bored and decided to see how it looked to blow it up. remember that super nova that year…that was me.
*pulls out pocket watch from top hat* Umm… anyone? *points to oncoming steam engine and twirls ridiculously long moustache.* She’s still here, *points to Greta chained to train tracks* and you have 15 seconds before this train, which I’ve specially weighed down so as to prevent it from being affected by her powers, makes her go splat.
Five… four… three… two… oh, for the love of- *derails and eats train* Ahem… “Curses, foiled again!” *frees Greta* Now, don’t give me that look. They were the ones who didn’t rescue you.
I think I started my first Weapons manufacturing company and had just finished my First Luger ….. and then all the Electrics in the Place went Kaputz… wait.. that was you? CURSE YOU! Because of you my business went down……. Grrrrrrr. By the Way Asura… you know you said you weighed down the train…. you didn’t say anything about the Tracks… so Greta could have manipulated those….
Not when the spikes nailing the trestles down are connected to an arsenal of thermonuclear weapons that will detonate if more than a handful of them are removed. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Touche………… Touche indeed……. So I take it the Military never noticed these devices go missing huh?…… and never sought to pursue them and retrieve them either? hmmmmmmm Did you even check to make sure they were real?
The military is horrible at keeping track of that kind of thing; that’s why we need superheroes. This is a comic, after all.
And you can keep your nukes. I find improvised fuel-air explosions to be much more satisfying on a purely visceral level. If you know what you’re doing you can actually stand close enough to get the thoroughly thrilling sensation of having your hair blown back by the shockwave and still keep your eyebrows intact. If the guy in the house a hundred yards down the street doesn’t come over to make sure nobody was killed then the boom just isn’t satisfying enough. (Seriously, that really did happen and it was awesome, including my pregnant sister yelling about the windows of the house shaking and almost sending her into premature labor and her husband telling me exactly how crazy he thinks I am).
Ah called me out on that one…. But I need to thank you for that. Took care of my wife… was really bugging and saying I’ll ‘never become anything if I don’t become a Super Villain’ and that her ‘father was right’ about me ‘being useless’… I must thank you for that……
An air conditioned force field…. How does that work out when you break wind inside?….. I just prefer a helmet to be honest.
I wonder who could stand up to Greta one on one in a fight. I think Sahira could if she could copy her ability first. maybe Ben but his abilities only promise that he won’t be killed or otherwise prevented from returning to his own time. if they don’t have to draw a giant magic circle, a magic user like Alexis could probably hold her ground.
Greta has a range limitation according to MM in the comic. Really… a guy with a sniper laser rifle could take her out. But then that’s fighting dirty. However, if MM knows the range limit OTHERS might. So it all comes down to….. do laser rifles EXIST in the Spinnyverse?
If you’re looking for an actual person already shown in the comic to beat her though… it all depends on how one goes about it methinks. Good tactics can beat superior power, frequently. But it also depends on more of Greta’s limits however. Like: I’ve noticed she frequently gestures when gravity-ing. Does she NEED to do that, or is it just because she’s comfortable with using her hands as a ‘reference point’ so to speak? Things to ponder!
Am I the only one that wants to see Heather and Marilyn’s date in full? Well, maybe in montage showing the highlights, and end the montage with an adorable bit of smooch?
Feel free to speak up guys and gals, all who speak up get free cookies!
Do you ever feel the need to take a break from the mayhem and destruction for a while? I know you’re immortal but sheesh, chill out for a year or two. Or a day or two. Re-energize those infernal batteries by just taking a break from gore and the screams of your enemies as you peel the flesh from their bodies.
Picnics are good. When was the last time you had a picnic where no-one was eaten?
Me: I … *thinks for a moment* I don’t remember. *bursts into tears* What have I been doing for the last 3000 years?! All the senseless slaughter! Why? WHYYYYYYYYYYY?! No more, no more I tell you! I have seen the light! From this day forward, I-
Man: You killed my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather, and his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather! I’ll kill you!!!!!
Me: I’ve changed! I no longer relish conflict and destruction! I want to bring peace to the wor-
Man: JUST SHUT UP AND DIE!!!
Me: *eats him* Look what you made me do…
Army: There he is! Get him!
Me: But it was in self-defence! Stand.. stand back! Oh, what the heck. You guys are just asking for it! Dinner time!
*picks teeth with bayonet* There. All done. Please ignore the splotches of bloo – err… red wine everywhere. There was an accident uncorking the “bottles”. Now, who wants the sandwiches I made. I have kidney, heart, brain, haggis, liver, little dangly bit, and big toe (jam not included).
As eager and anticipatory as I am both the funny awkward kiss [maybe spoofing the upside down spiderman kiss somehow but maybe because she's all tangled in her own web?] the funny MISSED kisses where badguys have the NERVE to interrupt, the funny INTERRUPTED kisses where Sahira stumbles in unannounced and drunk, the funny JEALOUS kiss where Sahira reveals her true feelings for Heather, the REVERSE jealous kiss as Mecha Maid [in her armor] stakes her unwavering claim, and eventually the MOST romantic kiss when they are both in wedding gowns [after Marilyn is cured of her ALS]…
And well, if ever an ‘adult’ version honeymoon episode ever comes along… [dreamy sigh]
Patti. You’ll look after her, won’t you? I know, you’ve claimed her, so that has to mean something, right? I have no business interfering, but, y’know, I do care. Ask Wrong Wolf about Greta. His feelings aren’t just a bad paint job that’ll wash off in the next bad rain.
If trouble comes knocking on Patti’s door, you’ll be there for her, won’t you? Just saying :/ I’m not poaching but, y’know, I kinda miss her
LordViking is a relatively infrequent visitor to the Comments board compared to some here , so he’ll probably not see my post before the next page is published
So. For anyone who does care, if I could turn back time, I would have, could have, should have, laid claim to Patti when she first appeared. sigh. Temporal Detective can i ask a BIG BIG favour?
Ah, so you wish me to lay bare my soul, so be it LordViking laid claim to Ms. Patti Winters. Those words rend my soul with talons sharp I wish and hope and plead with thee, bring us back to that time. Allow me to lay claim to Patti before LordViking. Ease my anguish. Drain the poison of loss from my soul. I made a mistake by not claiming her. Make right my mistake.
You wish for me to bend the laws of physics, and alter time itself, possibly sending us into an alternate universe which could spiral out of control and destroy dozens of universes by accident for your own personal love?
Please note- Temporal investigations is not responsible for any injury, death, or horrible disfigurations of either body or mind while time traveling. Neither are they responsible for any drastic world changing events that you accidentally cause while time traveling. If you have any questions, comments or concerns about YOUR trip through time please send them to [email protected].
Dude, this is kinda important, y’know? When soul mates meet anyone who gets in their way sorta suffers at the whims of the Universe, if you get my threat? So. Do your stuff. Do it !!
I’m sorry, but I’m quite booked with almost a dozen cases like yours. I assure you that by next Friday I will be ready. oh you may want to note that the more you threaten this communication hologram, the lower on my list of clients you become. But honestly, can’t you wait a week to be with your soul mate? Do to the nature of your case however, I will not be charging you for my twisting of the laws of physics.
I have no delusions as to predicate the will or intentions of our beloved Krakow, so if he feels it will serve his long term purposes to write in a successful or failed romance, happy or sad ending, etc, etc, but I feel confident he is going to make the whole story delightful and light hearted.
Armeisce:
Interesting timing this event you experienced… [pondering] perhaps I can “dream” the story’s progression in Krakow’s mind? [giggle]
Just the idea that one could through their dreams influence the outcome of an event, nothing more, noting less…certainly nothing complicated…
I personally sit as voyeur in this quirky superheroine romance only hope it ends happily so I can give a delighted and elated happy sigh while laughing and giggling through all the awesome intellectual AND slapstick humor!
Ooooh Boy!!!! You have some powerful voodoo !!! There I am being dragged by the vultures of Hell to Gawd knows where when I start shouting (FYI not screaming) “Asura gonna be cross about this” (sidebar: profanities deleted)
Now I’m back. Still no Patti I maybe should’ve kept my gob shut. Hades and Perdition would be less painful.
Delicious Vodka DeBlair was basting you? I know your tastes are not to everyone’s … um.. tastes, but having yourself spitted and roasted? Where’s the fun in that?
Lambaste: verb: to criticize, chastise, censure, take to task, harangue, rail at, rant at, fulminate against; upbraid, scold, reprimand, rebuke, castigate, chide, reprove, admonish, berate; informal lay into, tear into, give someone a dressing-down, dress down, give someone what for, give someone a tongue-lashing, tell off, bawl out, chew out; formal: excoriate.
@ Delicious Vodka DeBlair
I want to know which comment of mine you were replying to when you said:
“I have no delusions as to predicate the will or intentions of our beloved Krakow, so if he feels it will serve his long term purposes to write in a successful or failed romance, happy or sad ending, etc, etc, but I feel confident he is going to make the whole story delightful and light hearted.”
OK here we go. Almost time for the next page to be posted.
LordViking hasn’t made an appearance and apart from Asura and Delicious Vodka DeBlair no-one has posted.
I had hoped that my comments might have melted LordViking’s heart to such an extent that he might have renounced his claim on Patti in my favour. So be it. And so it goes. I’ll still defend Patti against what evils life has in store for her. It’s what we do, right?
Remember that her clohting is spider silk strong. That top could stop a claymore.
Giant metal scissors and a supervillan who can manipulate gravity. Nope nothing to lose your head over, nothing at all. Though everyone else Should start running in about 3 seconds.
WAY AHEAD OF YOU! Wait….. I have some bad news…. erm…. the doors locked… I think that state of the Art Security has gone haywire……..
HELLO !!! EXCUSE ME
Am I the only hot blooded male here who has actually NOTICED Patti Winters? Aw c’mon guys, look at her – forget about the background chatter and look at Patti for at least a couple of seconds. Her soft skin, womanly curves, confident eroticism. What’s not to love? And I’ve claimed her
hey I said I wanted to get her out of her clothes
@ Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber
Yeeessss. After I had laid claim to her feminine charms and wiles, her peaks and valleys, soft down and coarse rough, the in and out of her, the beginning and end of her, the whisper of the breath in her lungs, the passion in her blood and the fire in her eyes.
Stand your ground Sir! My second will call on you to determine your intentions.
‘My good Mongoose , ’tis my duty to assess thine intentions for yonder maiden, and I call upon a trial by arms! *clears throat* Have at thee, thou imposterous weasel! *draws six swords*
I fart in the general direction of your six swords now go away or I shal taun you a second time
*severs both of Mongoose’s arms and legs in a single blow* Are you going to tell me that was only a flesh wound, or do you want to come back in nineteen years dressed in black cybernetic armour?
Huh? Oh, I’m sorry. I’m still busy trying to pierce those boxes with my wolf vision.
How can you claim what isn’t yours? Since I already claimed her a long time ago back in… I have no idea when but it was a few chapters ago already ;P
So shoo and find your own unclaimed girl, as hard as it is since most are already claimed ;P
@ LordViking
I staked my claim and stood in defense of it in ignorance of your prior claim.
Goodbye Patti xxx
I’m sory asura but all you slisec hw the branches of a little pine tree
Man the ninjutsu train cirtainly came in handy
EXCUSE ME! Vicki Guerrero also laid claim to that catch phrase. ; D
As for Patti, yes, I noticed how good she looks. I try not to comment too much since I have Katt though. : D
@ Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber
Ninjutsu training, huh… *Activates Rinnegan* Edo Tensei! *summons every thing I’ve ever eaten* Bring it ON!!!
*warps in with Space Marines and velociraptor cavalry*
You two fools! Stop fighting over this petty squabble, or I’ll be forced to release everyone in all of time who I’ve made friends with. I have all of the court of Camelot as well as some of the best ninja in the business just a time warp away. I also have a laser sword.
I new stealing this would com in handy
mangekyou sharingan
GO VELOCIRAPTOR CAVALRY!
Subdue these men before they destroy the internet in their power struggle!
*activates laser sword and eye-guards*
Come, space Marines, we’ll handle Mongoose while the hungry velociraptors fight Asura and his food.
*activates laser sword and eye guards*
Come, space marines, we can handle the Mongoose while the hungry velociraptors go after all that food and get Asura
BanshÅ Ten’in!!! *pulls velociraptors and food into mouth* Nom nom nom nom! *summons undead raptors* GO FORTH MY ZOMBIE ARMY! The Internet shall be MINE!!!!!
*sets up folding chair and brings out popcorn* Now that’s what I call an action flick.
space mariens ha you do know I fund that program getlemen halt your are dismissed *space mariens leave* as for you Profesor Templeton you may want to look carefully into who your deallling with. Now this justsu is one of my own design. *do hands sighns and becomes lost in a ball of lighting th gouse up into the clouds as the clousd spirla up inj to a funnel lighting continuse to collect into the funel untio a ball of electricity the size of teh moon is formed* Storm of the Centry Jutsu * ball of electricity come heurtaly tword the planet
Ooh electricity. *eats lightning* ultimate powah!
… pathetic. Eat your heart out, Sephiroth! *summons asteroids*
Ha! Asteroids are no match for me! *Blocks all of them with energy shielding*
I win! *Looks around to smouldering ruins everywhere…oh…whoops forgot to protect everyone else.
freeze ah I new that reality manipulatore would com in handy
Aww…but my ultimate powah
Mongoose, you are powerless without your hands! *shoots mongoose with paralyzation darts in arms* Now your ninjutsu is powerless, you strange magic ninja! However, the real deal ninja from fuedal japan are just as skilled as ever! *warps ninja into battle*
Asura, i know you’d never expect this, THE SPANISH INQUISITION!*warps Inquisition in, they see Asure with zombies and asume he’s a witch*
that work if i I were part of naruto but I’m and one of your classice loony tons esc cartoon caraters on steriods so that dart gun just makes a little bang flag
Darn you Mongoose, you have me at my final move!
*summons Mongoose from the future*
Mongoose, you must stop yourself from barring yourself from Spinnerete forever by destroying the internet, before it is to late!
*Future Mongoose attacks Mongoose*
*taps Future Mongoose on the shoulder* Excuse me. I’d like to point out that if you kill him you’ll cease to exist, and if he kills you then some point in the future he’ll kill himself. Nobody wants that, do they?
*Future mongoose glares at Asura*
I’m not going to kill him, just beat him to a bloody pulp.
Have fun with that. *watches as Future Mongoose collapses into a wheelchair with an IV, catheter, and an air pump connected to his chest* Told ya so.
Both the Mongooses are down for the count, future mongoose laughs and vaporises, the evil internet-less future he was from was no more.
*injects mongoose with recovery nano-bytes so he will be in decent condition again in a week or two*
Now, to truly save the internet, I must defeat Asura!
Hey Asura, can you turn off that giant bomb that will destroy the internet that you’re hiding behind your back?
uses my dream power to ripp futur self bck woop him for being a wuss and send him back wher he came from
maby proffesor I should explain who I realuy am I am the embodyment of a person imagination, in this case the emaginatio of a hyperactive ausburger boy with too mauch time on his hands, that has benn ripped out of my master mind and forced in to a physiscla form. esentialy I am limtted to the poweres of imagination itself
Bomb? I don’t have a bomb. *hears beeping sound and turns to see bomb* WHAT THE FU- *explosion*
Well Mongoose, in that case, may I politely ask you to not destroy the internet, it would make your creator very, very unhappy if the internet went away.
Wait, MONGOOSE DUCK!
*knocks Mongoose down and gets between him and the explosion to absorb the worst of the damage*
Mongoose… the internet… lies in your pocket… literally, your right front pocket holds the internet, keep it safe…….
don’t worry it is safely stiche to my trousers
*a six armed stick figure peels off the ground and tries to stand* Oww…
*Inquisition tackles Asura and ties him to a steak*
BURN THE SIX-ARMED WITCH WITH THE STRANGE MAGIC BOOM DEVICE!
*they set Asura on fire*
*meanwhile across the street drinking tea.*
Hey what’s up guys?
… I’ve always known I was hot, but this is just ridiculous.
I really am enjoying this artist
The only idea worse than taking on a supervillain as an investor is taking on a supervillain as an investor and then stiffing him in some manner where he feels like he has to come down in person and deal with things at your opening ceremony. Lambda done screwed up big time.
I love the new art and all but I still prefer the original one. It was just more appealing and more modern to me.
I wonder why Universe didn’t just come alone. Greta’s breasts are what gave them away to Heather, and I assume he’s got some sciencey thing in his possession that he can defend himself with in the event of emergency.
Greta is Dr Universe’s Dragon (look up “the dragon” on tvtropes if you don’t get the reference). No doubt he’s capable of handling himself if he really, really needs to, but he’s the brains of the operation and he keeps Greta around specifically because she’s extremely skilled at crushing things (the fact that she is, as demonstrated in the previous chapter, fiercely loyal to him is a big bonus). If the fecal matter impacts the oscillatory ventilation device Greta is Doc U’s front line of defense while he figures out an expedient contingency plan. If he would be actually fighting then that would distract him from planning/plotting/etc).
Short version: Greta is there to protect Doc while he figures out how to get the hell out of Dodge if things go bad for them.
She’s also there to help him play the villain/bully
@Asura
Of course not.
I mean, he’d never ask for that.
What comment are you replying to?
You asking if Mongoose wants black cybernetics.
Not even if they come with a red laser sword?
Not even if they came with retractable sunglasses.
Oh well, more for me.
no but I would like a few thousnd turets from portal
Oh, OK. *passes Mongoose an invoice from Aperture Science*
A GLaDOS darling great to hear from you. Why yes I’m do well how about you. Oh really, finally got rid of that pesky mute, well it’s good to hear that you’re doing fine. Now remember that time that I did you a favor. Yes that one, well I was think you could pay me back with a few thousand of your finest turrets. Yes that will be all. Uh huh. Uh huh, and good day to you to. By by. *click*
Sahira’s looking cute.
And given the lab environment and so on, there may be an easter egg for fans of Tenchi Muyo… Washuu!
Her hair isn’t quite crabby enough for Washuu, but, maybe that was the point. Try and ‘hide’ her a little!
Am I the only one that really misses Spinerrete’s muscles? It was really refreshing to see a strong, sexy heroine who actually had the arms to back it up (all while remaining feminine).
I know this is a different artist, but Spinerrete’s rippedness has been a recurring theme since the very early stuff. In this issue and the last one she looks fairly scrawny, honestly.
Not the only one. So far this (well, it seems like this artist draw everyone rather thin, but it’s problem, only with Heather) and, from now, Sahira (I really, really prefer her old version) are the bad things about new style for me.
Seconded. Sahira has always looked like quite the gorgeous young woman, by far my favourite in the series; here, I’m afraid she simply looks too girlish. Not knocking the artist’s style overall, in general this is quite good, but I’m afraid Mr. Gomez’ style has been imprinted on me rather strongly.
Well, Sahira’s always looks cute! Girls do that! Even girls who are gay look cute to me! LOL
I once had a crush on a female coworker. Then I found out she was gay and figured I had nothing to lose by admitting that to her. She told me that if she was into guys she’d hook up with me in a heartbeat. But she wasn’t into guys. Dammit.
Did you see the Mr Webby plushie on the forums?
I’m not a hardcore fan of fluffy things,but THAT is an excelent excuse to start liking those.
As a size guide, when I hug him he goes from my chin to about my waist.
Once they get the legs/arms right, he’ll be extra cute!
Additonal size-guide reference request permissible…? How tall are you, M’Lady Songbird?
About 5’3″, so not terribly tall! He’s a nice big squishable plush though
when will he be availible for sale
There’ll be a Kickstarter campaign most likely. The up front costs are quite hefty. We still need to get a prototype with slightly less… strange… legs!
Thank you, M’Lady Songbird! It’s appreciated.
And oo, 5’3″. Smalllll. Lucky Krow. ; D
Don’t tease people about their height or Spinny will beat you up!
….*scratches out Fragile and puts Tender*
*scratches out Tender and puts MINE!!!!*
*Duct tapes over and swipes boxes* No they are mine, Na ha ha ha * Twizzles Dastardly broom-handle moustache*
Um, you do realize those are Greta’s boxes we’re talking about, right? *ducks and holds on to telephone pole as Greta releases a giant gravity pulse*
Naturally…. But you do realise in my doing so I am Sharing the goodness that are her Bewbies with the world? *throws boxes away and grabs on to wrong wolf’s legs*
Nuuu!!! Mine!!!!
Sits at a table calmly while all of this is happening.
With a cup of tea and some Chocolate Digestives? Nein! Mine!In fact… Sod holding onto your legs…. I think i’ll join Wolf Spider in this
I’ll share the magic Boxes with him 
*nocks Todes Jager oout* Noew that is no way to treat a lady now Wrong wolf will you do the honor of covering Gretas dignety or shal I go ahead
She is still wearing the Ups Uniform… I doubt they cut holes in her Shirt like in mean Girls to Accommodate… erm…. Her
Let’s think about simple matters of scale here. Specifically, would Greta actually fit into ANY standard issue uniform shirt? Those things are massive, hence the necessity to hide them in boxes. Then again, either Greta or Dr Universe no doubt has a discreet tailor on retainer or she wouldn’t have anything appropriate to wear above her waist, but a guy can imagine, can’t he?
*ties Greta to train tracks*
*Joins wolf.spider, bringing a nice pot of tea*
This is lovely stuff, I grabbed it just in time to stop it from being thrown into the Boston harbor.
Imagination is such a wonderful joyous Thing….. The possibilities are infinite!
‘Now back to Business, So Wolf Spider and Professor Templeton, How are you finding the weather here?’
Nuu! Still miiiiiinnnee! *runs to Greta only to blown away by another gravity pulse* Greta-chaannnnn! *flies into the sky and disappears in a blink*
I didn’t know this get together had Fireworks….. Hmmmmmm This is going to be an eventful afternoon >: )
*me holding a camcorder* This is so going on youtube
Fireworks brought to you by Wolfco. When you think fireworks, think Wolfco. Making things kablooie since 93.
wrong wolf are you 17
Don’t talk to me about the weather. it’s over 100. Of course, humidity’s a bit down so it feels like a normal 90s day here.
@mongoose: Wolfco is much older than that. The company only began making things go boom, and enjoying it, in 93.
That was the year I invented my first stable fusion device, got bored and decided to see how it looked to blow it up. remember that super nova that year…that was me.
Oh wait…i forgot most of you won’t find out about that until 2493 when the blast wave reduces Earth to a pile of rubble…
*pulls out pocket watch from top hat* Umm… anyone? *points to oncoming steam engine and twirls ridiculously long moustache.* She’s still here, *points to Greta chained to train tracks* and you have 15 seconds before this train, which I’ve specially weighed down so as to prevent it from being affected by her powers, makes her go splat.
oh you mean that supernova tht I used to power my first labratory
Well that was actually the other supernova. remember you saw the first and wanted me to make a second?
Five… four… three… two… oh, for the love of- *derails and eats train* Ahem… “Curses, foiled again!” *frees Greta* Now, don’t give me that look. They were the ones who didn’t rescue you.
I think I started my first Weapons manufacturing company and had just finished my First Luger ….. and then all the Electrics in the Place went Kaputz… wait.. that was you? CURSE YOU! Because of you my business went down……. Grrrrrrr. By the Way Asura… you know you said you weighed down the train…. you didn’t say anything about the Tracks… so Greta could have manipulated those….
Not when the spikes nailing the trestles down are connected to an arsenal of thermonuclear weapons that will detonate if more than a handful of them are removed. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Touche………… Touche indeed……. So I take it the Military never noticed these devices go missing huh?…… and never sought to pursue them and retrieve them either? hmmmmmmm Did you even check to make sure they were real?
The military is horrible at keeping track of that kind of thing; that’s why we need superheroes. This is a comic, after all.
And you can keep your nukes. I find improvised fuel-air explosions to be much more satisfying on a purely visceral level. If you know what you’re doing you can actually stand close enough to get the thoroughly thrilling sensation of having your hair blown back by the shockwave and still keep your eyebrows intact. If the guy in the house a hundred yards down the street doesn’t come over to make sure nobody was killed then the boom just isn’t satisfying enough. (Seriously, that really did happen and it was awesome, including my pregnant sister yelling about the windows of the house shaking and almost sending her into premature labor and her husband telling me exactly how crazy he thinks I am).
well if theres a second super nova I may aswel utilize it
I’m not sure about the weather, but, seeing as i have a force field with air conditioning, I don’t have to think about it.
Nobody said the military never came looking for them. *belches* And as for if they’re real… *distant shot of 30 mushroom clouds*
Ah called me out on that one…. But I need to thank you for that. Took care of my wife… was really bugging and saying I’ll ‘never become anything if I don’t become a Super Villain’ and that her ‘father was right’ about me ‘being useless’… I must thank you for that……
An air conditioned force field…. How does that work out when you break wind inside?….. I just prefer a helmet to be honest.
I wonder who could stand up to Greta one on one in a fight. I think Sahira could if she could copy her ability first. maybe Ben but his abilities only promise that he won’t be killed or otherwise prevented from returning to his own time. if they don’t have to draw a giant magic circle, a magic user like Alexis could probably hold her ground.
I think Super Milf Could definitely Hold her own against Greta with Her Breasts…. I mean… with them she has Gravity…. A lot of it…
Would you class Minerva as a Supernatural? In that case the rules of this world might not apply to her.
Greta has a range limitation according to MM in the comic. Really… a guy with a sniper laser rifle could take her out. But then that’s fighting dirty. However, if MM knows the range limit OTHERS might. So it all comes down to….. do laser rifles EXIST in the Spinnyverse?
If you’re looking for an actual person already shown in the comic to beat her though… it all depends on how one goes about it methinks. Good tactics can beat superior power, frequently. But it also depends on more of Greta’s limits however. Like: I’ve noticed she frequently gestures when gravity-ing. Does she NEED to do that, or is it just because she’s comfortable with using her hands as a ‘reference point’ so to speak? Things to ponder!
Greta still requires her visual senses…. so a landmine could do it… or poison in her cakes…………. but then we’re getting really dirty here….
I hope you keep making this webcomic…I almost cried when i thought it was dead :p
I love this comic so much!
Am I the only one that wants to see Heather and Marilyn’s date in full? Well, maybe in montage showing the highlights, and end the montage with an adorable bit of smooch?
Feel free to speak up guys and gals, all who speak up get free cookies!
yes smoochie smoochie lest have a a spinny mm kising scene
now wheres my cookie
I want to see them kiss but I want to see an awkward funny moment with it before they get a less comical romantic kiss.
What kind of cookies do you have?
Dark Side Cookies! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha- *coughs violently*
@ Asura
Do you ever feel the need to take a break from the mayhem and destruction for a while? I know you’re immortal but sheesh, chill out for a year or two. Or a day or two. Re-energize those infernal batteries by just taking a break from gore and the screams of your enemies as you peel the flesh from their bodies.
Picnics are good. When was the last time you had a picnic where no-one was eaten?
Me: I … *thinks for a moment* I don’t remember. *bursts into tears* What have I been doing for the last 3000 years?! All the senseless slaughter! Why? WHYYYYYYYYYYY?! No more, no more I tell you! I have seen the light! From this day forward, I-
Man: You killed my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather, and his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather! I’ll kill you!!!!!
Me: I’ve changed! I no longer relish conflict and destruction! I want to bring peace to the wor-
Man: JUST SHUT UP AND DIE!!!
Me: *eats him* Look what you made me do…
Army: There he is! Get him!
Me: But it was in self-defence! Stand.. stand back! Oh, what the heck. You guys are just asking for it! Dinner time!
*facepalms* We really have to stop inviting Asura over… this is my third pocket dimension to be invaded by an angry army this month!
but Asura bring so much fun to the party
but he blows it up at the same time…
what’s a party with out a few explosions hic
*picks teeth with bayonet* There. All done. Please ignore the splotches of bloo – err… red wine everywhere. There was an accident uncorking the “bottles”. Now, who wants the sandwiches I made. I have kidney, heart, brain, haggis, liver, little dangly bit, and big toe (jam not included).
Now, the age old question… do i clean this pocket dimension, or delete it and make a new one?
I do believe tea will be enough for me, thank you. oh and maybe some of those space-future cookies I’ve been saving.
*finds empty cookie jar*
WHO STOLE MY COOKIES!
Why are you looking at me? Stop looking at me! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!! STAY OUT OF MY SHED! STAY OUT OF MY SHEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!
themofifty:
As eager and anticipatory as I am both the funny awkward kiss [maybe spoofing the upside down spiderman kiss somehow but maybe because she's all tangled in her own web?] the funny MISSED kisses where badguys have the NERVE to interrupt, the funny INTERRUPTED kisses where Sahira stumbles in unannounced and drunk, the funny JEALOUS kiss where Sahira reveals her true feelings for Heather, the REVERSE jealous kiss as Mecha Maid [in her armor] stakes her unwavering claim, and eventually the MOST romantic kiss when they are both in wedding gowns [after Marilyn is cured of her ALS]…
And well, if ever an ‘adult’ version honeymoon episode ever comes along… [dreamy sigh]
Now that you mention it I’m kind of rooting for that first option. Stuck in her own web and all.
A nice dream, but dreams are meant to be… broken.
By coincidence I’m watching Inception right now.
… or are you…
@ LordViking
Patti. You’ll look after her, won’t you? I know, you’ve claimed her, so that has to mean something, right? I have no business interfering, but, y’know, I do care. Ask Wrong Wolf about Greta. His feelings aren’t just a bad paint job that’ll wash off in the next bad rain.
If trouble comes knocking on Patti’s door, you’ll be there for her, won’t you? Just saying :/ I’m not poaching but, y’know, I kinda miss her
LordViking is a relatively infrequent visitor to the Comments board compared to some here , so he’ll probably not see my post before the next page is published
So. For anyone who does care, if I could turn back time, I would have, could have, should have, laid claim to Patti when she first appeared. sigh. Temporal Detective can i ask a BIG BIG favour?
Ask away.
@ Temporal Detective
Ah, so you wish me to lay bare my soul, so be it
LordViking laid claim to Ms. Patti Winters. Those words rend my soul with talons sharp 
I wish and hope and plead with thee, bring us back to that time. Allow me to lay claim to Patti before LordViking. Ease my anguish. Drain the poison of loss from my soul. I made a mistake by not claiming her. Make right my mistake.
You wish for me to bend the laws of physics, and alter time itself, possibly sending us into an alternate universe which could spiral out of control and destroy dozens of universes by accident for your own personal love?
a simple yes or no will suffice.
@ Temporal Detective
For Patti I would storm the gates of Hades.
In other words, yes
Very well, I’ll begin preparations next Tuesday.
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@ Temporal Detective
Hello?
Dude, this is kinda important, y’know? When soul mates meet anyone who gets in their way sorta suffers at the whims of the Universe, if you get my threat? So. Do your stuff. Do it !!
Hang on a minute.
Does anyone hear wings, or is it just me? Damn me, those are loud, sounds like they’re getting closer.
Ah
@ LordViking. Look after Patti. She likes being kissed behind the left knee. Never buy her orchi
I’m sorry, but I’m quite booked with almost a dozen cases like yours. I assure you that by next Friday I will be ready. oh you may want to note that the more you threaten this communication hologram, the lower on my list of clients you become. But honestly, can’t you wait a week to be with your soul mate? Do to the nature of your case however, I will not be charging you for my twisting of the laws of physics.
Asura:
I have no delusions as to predicate the will or intentions of our beloved Krakow, so if he feels it will serve his long term purposes to write in a successful or failed romance, happy or sad ending, etc, etc, but I feel confident he is going to make the whole story delightful and light hearted.
Armeisce:
Interesting timing this event you experienced… [pondering] perhaps I can “dream” the story’s progression in Krakow’s mind? [giggle]
@ Delicious Vodka DeBlair
What? What? It may be the lateness of the hour or my deliberate abstinence from coffee but your meaning eludes me
Please Delicious Vodka DeBlair don’t obfuscate – what means you by your comment?
Ah, Inception reference
I hoped perhaps you might have some influence with LordViking. Another hope dashed, stricken on the rocks of loss and despair 
Areisce:
Just the idea that one could through their dreams influence the outcome of an event, nothing more, noting less…certainly nothing complicated…
I personally sit as voyeur in this quirky superheroine romance only hope it ends happily so I can give a delighted and elated happy sigh while laughing and giggling through all the awesome intellectual AND slapstick humor!
What comment of mine are you referring to?
@ Asura
Ooooh Boy!!!! You have some powerful voodoo !!! There I am being dragged by the vultures of Hell to Gawd knows where when I start shouting (FYI not screaming) “Asura gonna be cross about this” (sidebar: profanities deleted)
Now I’m back. Still no Patti
I maybe should’ve kept my gob shut. Hades and Perdition would be less painful.
O_o Wha…? All I wanted to know was what Delicious Vodka DeBlair was lambasting me over.
@ Asura
Delicious Vodka DeBlair was basting you? I know your tastes are not to everyone’s … um.. tastes, but having yourself spitted and roasted? Where’s the fun in that?
=_= Not what I meant…
What’s all this talk of basting lambs…
>0.0<
@ Armeisce
Lambaste: verb: to criticize, chastise, censure, take to task, harangue, rail at, rant at, fulminate against; upbraid, scold, reprimand, rebuke, castigate, chide, reprove, admonish, berate; informal lay into, tear into, give someone a dressing-down, dress down, give someone what for, give someone a tongue-lashing, tell off, bawl out, chew out; formal: excoriate.
@ Delicious Vodka DeBlair
I want to know which comment of mine you were replying to when you said:
“I have no delusions as to predicate the will or intentions of our beloved Krakow, so if he feels it will serve his long term purposes to write in a successful or failed romance, happy or sad ending, etc, etc, but I feel confident he is going to make the whole story delightful and light hearted.”
ooooohhh excoriate. One of my most favourite of words
OK here we go. Almost time for the next page to be posted.
LordViking hasn’t made an appearance and apart from Asura and Delicious Vodka DeBlair no-one has posted.
I had hoped that my comments might have melted LordViking’s heart to such an extent that he might have renounced his claim on Patti in my favour. So be it. And so it goes. I’ll still defend Patti against what evils life has in store for her. It’s what we do, right?
Goodnight Patti xox
Nothing so romantic as unrequited chivalry!
Well…nothing but 2[or more] beautiful maidens kissing………..