well, more arms, and now she is about to blow, this is sad
TEN ARMS!?!?! WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!?
On a Side note: Holy Crap! I got first comment!!! Hurray!!! Imma movin’ up in the world
Hooray for you! Hooray!
Now we can begin to plot your downfall…
I’ll donate my evil army of gerbos to the cause!!!
Good lord… The way this is going, we might have to start calling her Hekatonkheirette eventually. Not that I mind a pair of pedipalps, but this is getting ridiculous…
Also, good luck to anyone who wants to try their hand at drawing her.
(For those who are curious- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hekatonkheires )
Now why was that a reply? That was supposed to be a regular comment…
Excrement is Hitting the Fan……. Everybody please Brace and take cover from Flying Excrement.
@wrongwolf: Hurray! Hooray! Hoo- wait, what!?
@Alone in the Dark: again…..WHAT!?
@wolfen: Hahahaha! Yeah, Imma say that it’ll be hell for Ms. artist. It must be hella hard to draw normal spinnerette. With FOUR extra arms it’s not going to be a walk in the park.
@wrong wolf (again): B-but! We ate goats together! How could you!? At least let me have a victory goat’s leg before my reign of terror ends! lol
Don’t worry she isn’t going critical. Those are just her spinnerette arms to weave the web.
*runs through the street like a crazy person* ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL!
@CSF: What’s a little coup d’état between friends? XD
@CSF: Whoops! Coup d’état plans called off. Looks like you’ve been bumped off the pedestal.
Me: Bump. *laughs Duck Hunt-style*
DON’T YOU DARE TO UNDERESTIMATE THE EVIL POWER OF MY EVIL ARMY OF EVIL GERBOS!
ALL IS WELL!
Poor Curious Spinny Fan! …moved up to only be bumped down! Blarg must’ve been awaiting moderation when you posted. Sorry!
don’t worry wolfen it will make the bed life more interesting
Wait, What!? How did I get bumped down!? Why!? Why!? the Spinny Gods betray me!?!?
My reign of terror lasted for one night…….totally worth it
@wrong wolf: *sob* can I join you guys in coup d’etat? I promise to use my minion summoning powers for good……*whisper*and my Spinny tracker powers for evil *evil grin*
@CrocoGuy: Seriously! How did that happen!?!?
@blarg410: CURSE YOU BLARG!!!! http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
Now I stand atop the pedestal!!! *evil laugh*
*starts to carve the pedestal so that it become structurally unstable*
I’m sorry CSF, I put blarg above you with time travel. I thought it was a harmless way to score ten bucks!
Wait… why are your minions coming slowly closer to me with knives? How did they get in my pocket dimension?! What’s going o-AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH
Me: Minion #1!! Take this time traveler to the easily escapable prison cell! Then scramble my Minion army and send them ALL to seek vengeance!
Minion #1: ummm….my lord, why do want us to take the time traveler to the easily escapable prison cell?
Me: Because I want him to escape of course. God! Sometimes I wonder about you Minion #1.
Minion #1: * heartfelt sigh* Sometimes I wonder about you too my lord. Why do you want him to escape?
Me: Don’t look at me like that!!! I am Evil to the core I tell you! I…just wanted to…spread the word of my…umm.evil….YES! my evil!
Minion #1: hehe…… Of Course you did. Of Course you did. Shall I send your armies to apprehend blarg?
Me: *ahem* Yes. and Bring more goat legs for my friends as well.
Minion #1: Understood.
ohnestly it like whatchin you is like atching a cartoon from fox kids if it were me the detective would be in seriouse trouble about now
Me: Keep this up and you’ll be sorry!
Mongoose: I’ll never stop!
Me: You asked for it. *drops an auto-dressing Temporal Detective: Professor Templeton costume on Mongoose*
*Minions swarm over Mongoose*
Mongoose: Hey, lemme go! I’m trying to topple this pillar!
Minion: It’s nothing personal. It’s just business. We were ordered to capture the time traveller and-
Me: *puts on CSF mask* -marinate him in butter and spit-roast him! *puts on lobster bib*
Minion: …yeah, that.
Mongoose: But that’s not me!
Minion: Tell it to the judge.
Me: *sticks out tongue* Na-na-na-na naaaaa na!
HmMMmmm… a prison cell, how can i escape?! Wait… these walls are made of butter… and they left me with my laser sword…
*10 minutes later* let’s see, that would be the fiftieth minion charging me. *knocks out with hilt of laser sword* Oh my! He had my pocket watch! *teleports out with watch*
Actually i only count 9 arms in panel 2….
it’s time like the that I’m glad that i’m a reality warping entity
oh ha ha it fun watching them think the have me me on the ropes and watching the detective try to time travel away with that counterfeit pocket watch that I place on the minion
Umm… it’s not working. Are those people charging at me with a spit?
*dodges spit, activates laser sword, disarms minions, and activates mask’s red eye-glow*
Me: *picks up minion by throat and shoves him against wall* WHERE ARE WE?!? WHERE IS MY REAL WATCH?!?
Minion: *looks into glowing red eyes* Don’t hurt me! You’re in the easily escapable prison! All your stuff is in the closet there, and that’s and express elevator to CSF’s base! Just-please don’t hurt me!
Me: *drops minion, deactivates eyes* Thank you. CSF is probably going to feed you to her goats now, so here’s a favor *teleports minion to tropical island* Now, to get my stuff. *gets stuff from closet, as well as bazooka* Now, to teach CSF a lesson about scale. *takes express elevator and loads bazooka*
Wait a minute Temporal Time Detective! With you’re time travel abilities and MY army of endless minions we can take over the fabric of reality itself!!!
Join me! and Together we shall rule this world as GODS!……How was that? Good?
Minion #1: I think you were a bit too forceful on that one…
Me: Was it the Gods thing?
Minion #1: Kinda yeah….
Me: Oh well! Remind me to tell himn that speech next time I see’em. Which remionds me, how was your tropical vacation?
Minion #1: It was REALLY relaxing, I dunno why he sent me there. Everyone knows you’d NEVER harm your minions lol. Oh! Almost forgot, he took the bait.
Me: Excellent. You told him that it was an express elevator that takes him to my throne room, but in reality It was a memory alter machine that changes his image of what I look like into what BLARG LOOKS LIKE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH~!
Minion #1: That way he’ll do the work for us right!
Me: That is correct my little Minion #1. He shall assassinate that Blarg and then I shall have my revenge!!!
Minion #1: What should we do afterwards?
Me: I dunno. Taking over the world is SO Cliche’. Let’s wait for the next Spinnerette webcomic page to show up!
Minion #1: Yay! I’ll get the popcorn!
Blarg: Hello? Is someone there.
Temple: Hello CSF.
Blarg: Huh what are you talking about?
Temple: I know who you are and it’s time to be erased from time.
Blarg: wait what I didn’t do anything. NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: CSF! WHERE IS BLARG?!?
Blarg: What? Why?! Because I want to punish Blarg for getting me in this mess.
CSF: Oh no! The machine makes his mental image of me Blarg, and Blarg as me!
@CSF: conquering the plain of reality isn’t going to help you when can freely tear it apart and warp it to my will
@Mongoose: Yeah, that’s true. I guess the power to freely tear apart reality is just as good as ruling the reality itself!
*Temporal Breaks down door*
Me: *sigh* That’s the third door this week! Can’t you people knock for once!?
Temporal: I wanted to help CSF the entire time, cause I have to kill Blarg to save the future from destruction!!
Me: W-wait a minute! You’ve been trying to help me the entire time!?
Temporal: Why in the world would I help YOU blarg!? EAT ROCKETS COURTESY OF CSF!! *Fires rapid fire bazooka*
Me: Minion #1 would you be a dear and Activate the mana shield?
Minion #1: Of course. *she pulls lever and transparent blue wall shields from the explosions *
*Temporal is caught within the explosion of his own rockets*
Temporal: (after waking up 5 minutes later) W-what happened? CSF is that you?
Me: Oh good it looks like the effects of my machine wore off. Sorry for the shield, it was reflex
So how exactly does Blarg destroy the future?
Temporal: He reverses the Polarity of Mongooses Goat making machine and eradicates all goats from the face of the planet.
Me: THAT MONSTER! WHEN WILL THIS HAPPEN!?
Temporal: (checks watch) In ONE HOUR!! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!1
Me: BUT WHAT!?!? WHAT I TELL YOU!?!?!?
*brings in Blarg’s head*
Me: No one kills my goats! Oh by the way…since I killed blarg now Asura’s gonna destroy the world with a giant death laser. Have fun with that.
and how did blarg get knowledge of the in working of my goat rain generate, scratch that how dose he know the inner working of any of my machines.
@ wolf.spdier: he can’t destroy the world becaus technicaly I have alredy turn it into an illusion
Well you see Mongoose. I got drunk last night and Blarg gave me a lot of money for the blue prints.
hmmm..hmmm. Somehow I knew wolf.spider did something along those lines. lol But at least the future of goats is saved!
As for Asura’s death laser…..at least I get to see the update before the world explodes!
OR do you? *world explodes8 Poor Earth people. At least I evacuated the goats before the laser went off.
*tries to undo zipper on goat costume* It’s stuck… Huh… Oh well, works for me. ^_^ *drools*
Lol “I feel sorry for your bra!” hahaha! Bakaneko will love that one!
Greta-chaaaannnn!!! Don’t yaz worry, Greta-chan. I’ll buy you a new pair anytime!
Who needs a bra when you have 2 good hands….
Aw! You done went and spoiled the surprise.
I would think she wouldn’t have to worry about a bra when she controls gravity. Hypothetically, couldn’t she just negate the gravity area around her chest?
True but bras ain’t just for support, don’t ya know.
*Starts playing ‘Sexy and I know it’ behind Greta on a boom box for Wrong Wolfs amusement*
@SuperSomthing: Don’t give wrong wolf any ideas!! lol
i would have assumed that her gravitational powers would make any support garments unnecessary.
braw also cover up the nipples which for some reason i oer society is essential to be considered not nude
You can get bras that look like hands…just sayin’ : P
but it isn’t the same as offer ones hands to be the bra
Well, you could just say they were bras that looked like hands, but did the ol’ holes in the box trick when you give them to her *twirls mustache and grins evilly*
I freaking loved that comeback. Perfect retort.
*shoots tube with a dart now drown goat drown* I’d like to point out but with the rapid growth of arms the likelihood of spiny getting cancer is going up
What kind of Cancer?
Funny bone cancer.
well skin, muscular, skeletal, heck since she is rapily developing nerve cells they have now become prone to canser
This isn’t good…
IT’S GETTING WORSE!!
Or is IT GETTING BETTER??
I don’t know lets ask wolfen
Well, it all depends on whether or not this process stops. Ten arms is OK, but if this transformation continues until she’s nothing more than an enormous pile of arms, that could be bad.
Though to be clear, I’m not relinquishing my claim on her, no matter what happens. <3
@Wolfen: You claimed Spinny? I keep forgetting. Can we establish who claimed who again, So that I won’t get mixed up?
I had mm but I let spinney take her and now I have a nameless illusion of nudity girl though I’m still protective of my friend Marilyn
I’m currently trying to persuade wrong to share Greta…;P
sorry Kitty i don’t think he will share her
Wow, I’m amazed you could forget one thing Curious Spinny Fan…
Katt is… MINE!
I say it enough! ; D
Lemme see… There have been so many claims that I’ve had trouble keeping up with them all. As Croc said Katt is his, and of course Spins is mine. Mongoose claimed Mecha Maid, Baka claimed Sahira and I believe Wrong Wolf claimed Greta. I’m pretty sure Patti Winters is claimed, though I can’t remember by who. And I think Adamas claimed Minerva. Most of the male characters are still available though… Come on ladies and gentlemen, step right up and stake your claim while you still can!
I think armisce successfully took claim of Pattie the lets wolf.spider has Lura, somebody has cake girl and odysseus has claim to a rather classy looking woman who was on the same page a cake girl
I forgot you could claim boys…but they’re not as pretty
Also, let’s look at the options:
Tiger is a family man, so he’s out.
Green Gable is a dude in a dress…which caters to a specific taste
London has fur, so I’m not sure how I feel about that – damn cute, though.
Buzz isn’t that interesting, neither’s Darien…and Julian has bewbs xP
KROW! Give us at least one gorgeous hunk! Or even just a cute nerd…I suppose we haven’t seen Heather’s brother yet…
*crash from luaghter after remebering julian*
hey Katt are you bi
The question is: if spinny goes super nova, does she become a creature composed almost entirely of arms?
I think MM’s implying that Heather might explode like a nuclear bomb. Cuz that’s what happens when a nuclear power plant goes critical, right? I could be wrong of course…
In fact, as Cherenkov’s radiation is implied, it means the afflicted particles are probably electrons. Which, when charged through a dielectric medium (Spinerette’s body) are going to try to attain a phase velocity faster than the speed of Light then spread in the surroundings as they are not contained by any means. Which means Spinny should disintegrate rather than explode if her electrons are not discharged quickly.
The Cherenkov reaction is used in test nuclear reactors (as it results from high-energy charged particle) and is used to observe neutrinos when those high-energy particles travel through water.
You can check this video for a great vulgarization out neutrinos and the Cherenkov effect: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAAmAbJvvJg
Oh, yes. Trap baited, set, and sprung. Goat sacrifices here I come!
Owwwie!!! wrong wolf, you know (whatever bait was used) is one of my favourite dishes!!!
Almost anything seems to be one of your favorite dishes. Even this rock. I–
Hey, stop munching on that rock, Asura! I’m still talking here!
*Activates the “Sac-ro-matic* It slices! It dices! It sacrifices dozen of goats in seconds!
Plus with my infinite goat generator, we will have goats that will last us ages!!!
@wrong wolf: But rock tastes so good. You should try it! It’s taste is only second to goat lol
At least with nukes, no, actually they get hotter and hotter, and then burn right through the floor. The explosion comes from them hitting the water table.
She keeps getting arms!?! :O
well… thats…. HANDY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o
And the CK reactor is like a nuclear power plant? SCIENCE! SCIENCE, I say!
That pun was made SOMEWHERE in this webcomic, I just can’t remember where….
When Sahira gave herself extra arms for the purpose of doing housework.
Goats! Get yer goats right here! Steamed goats. Grilled goats. Fried, stewed, or fricaseed. Get yer goats right here! Popped goats. Curdled goats. Get yer goats right here!
I’ll Have Ten Goat Pizzas to go!
I’ll have 30 fried goat legs thank you very much! With some soda to water it down with……No, not goat soda! What are you sick!? lol
Oh yes, And i side order of Goat fried Chips.
say wrong wolf here’s the bill for all the goats you bought from me
The check’s in the mail. Although most of the goats I used today came from that time it rained goats. Woo-hoo! Free goats!
oh by the way I am charging for that service
Free goats! They came from the great Goat God in the sky.
actually that was my machine that made it rain goats so yeah I’m charging for the service
I already sent you a check for that. I’m talking about the great Goat God. He lives in the sky and I fashioned him out of old car parts and broken microwave ovens. He’s my new ticket to free goats.
Sadly, he is still a work in progress. The goats are still from being perfect goats. But eh, where else can you find a goat with 30 legs already fried and ready to be served?
I’v met him… He’s a Goat Guy……. I mean.. The amount of Goats he will give you is amazing…. they cook well tooo…..
Mongoose = Great Goat God!?……..http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
just kidding! We all know that the Great Goat God influenced Mongoose to create his Goat generator so that goats will never falter in number…..ever again.
actually the great goat god decided to retire and asked me if I would take his place so I built that machine to make my job easier
Sorry for posting it for like the billionth time but, it felt necessary.
Sweeeeet! we might get to see Universe fight Tiger! I’m so stoked! (and I don’t use that word often….cause it feels wierd.) lol
Tiger: If you want it, FIGHT ME FOR IT!
Universe: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
ROUND 1 FIGHT
*puts on ref outfit* Awrights, you two. I wanna clean fights, see? No hitting below the belt, see? Nyar, yeh.
Tiger: fine as long as I can punch him in the face
You forgot the other two pairs of arms on the last panel.
I’m waiting for the hair growth myself.
I’m Sure Heather isn’t…. she gonna need a lot of shaving blades…
ten sets of clavicles, ten sets of acromion, ten sets of scapula’s, ten deltoids, ten trapeziuses, ten sternocleidomastoids, ten Pectoralis Minors, ten Pectoralis Majors, ten Biceps Brachialis. what is surprising is there is still any room left in her trim body for articulation to be possible
ok… make that a hedge strimmer…
what no goat sacrifices form a anatomically scientific comment
We can use the Hedge strimmer to strip the Goat of it’s coat and then lacerate the flesh so all the juices can soak in/out.
Oh noes, MM gonna die getting Spins to the hospital and they’re gonna have a last kiss.
That would be most disappointing if it transpires.
Well! Time for another weekend where the suspense of not knowing what the hell is gonna happen next almost kills me. I wonder what the wolves have to say about this page
How many times did you post? This is like the fifth time I’ve seen your name on a comment.
haha. you should see the wolves and other veterans than myself in past pages they post waaaaay more than I do.
It’s more like continuing conversation while waiting for the new page.
The more times you post the more chances of goat sacrifices will come up.
yeah take me for example when I am active with a page I probably have one of the highest comment rates
@wrong wolf: It’s all for the goats
and starving kids in Africa I built a second smaller goat rain generator for them and place a spell on it so that only the children know how to operate it
So, she’s essentially a time bomb then? Well, let’s hope someone can… disarm her. Haha..hah..ha..
Groan!!! *clutches stomach and collapses and is taken away in a chibi ambulance*
Best terrible pun ever.
But then she’ll be Armless D:
She has some good ARMS on her shoulders! haha!…ha!…haaa…..Yeah… kinda improvised on that one…
I told you guys those new arms would be…
Guys,please!Stop it!Bad puns are considered a massive destruction weapons!
Keep doing that and you’ll have a bunch of marines knocking down your door(and yourself!).
Here lies wrong wolf.
Killed by an ARMy of puns.
Is Spinny a criminal subversive or south american dictatorship now…? After all, the CK reactor is outlawed… and so then Spinny would be considered to be receiving an illegal flow of arms!
And if you send her back to that chicken eatery crossroads now, she’ll be kept out of action for DAYS! ….after all, chicken from one of them is ‘finger lickin’ good’, and we know that’d take her forever!
*Launches massive OBPS strike, wiping out Lichtenstein*
Next pun and Madagascar gets it!!
Well she’ll never be short on lending a hand.
I think her situation is getting out of hand
what are you talking about todes jager she could still hold a sword or knife in her mouth and be armed
This a great development for Spinnerette. She’s now an army of one.
On the one hand, it’ll take her forever to knock on wood.
But on the other hand, going to the glove store would be such a pain.
But on this other hand…
lol people will think she’s punching SO fast, that it looks like she has ten arms. When she actually HAS ten arms! Ha…..haha…..haaaa……yeah, I can’t think of anymore puns.
Oh wait! I’ve gotta HAND it to her! HANDS DOWN!!!
(at the hospital) Doctor what’s wrong with him!?
Doctor: It seems that everytime someone makes a pun about arms or hands, his heart rate drops by twenty!
Me: WRONG WOLF! SPEAK TO ME!!!
Wrong Wolf: No…..more puns…..for the love of Goat Jesus….
Doctor: OH GOD HE’S FLATLINING!!!!
Me: WHAT DO WE DO!?!?!?
Doctor:just HAND him this medicine I’m sure he’ll be better
*Spinnerette appears wearing work close and caring a tool box*
Spins: did somebody call a Handyman?
Me: Oh GOD HE’S FLATLINING AGAIN!!! He can’t take anymore puns!!!
(inner thoughts: oh no, If I don’t make Spinny leave then, wrong wolf dies. But if i make Spinny leave, then I can’t get her autograph!!! Is this signature worth more than the life of a friend?)
Me:…..I’M WILLING TO TAKE THAT CHANCE!!!! Spinny, can I get your autograph!?
Spinny: Sure! Got a pen?
Me: Hells yeah! Just gimme a-….a minute…wait…where’s my pen?…where’s my pen!? DOES ANYONE HAVE A PEN!?!?!?
Spinny: sorry citizen but the webs of justice don’t spin themselves you know!…well actually they kinda do…but..Oh, you know what I mean! (Spinny leaps out the window)
Me: Wait! WAIT!!!….http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
Doctor: Good News Curious Spinny Fan! Your friend’s life signs are stabilizing!
Me: *sob* BUT AT WHAT COST!?!?! WHAT COST!?!?!?!?!
$693 per hour, plus tax. ^_^ But it comes to $936/hour if you need a handyman to lend a hand. I have hands-on experience, but don’t keep your fingers crossed. Hey… why are you facepalming? And what’s that annoying drawn-out beep? I’ know Ive heard it somewhere before, but I can’t put my finger on it…
Id say it would cost an arm and a leg
Me:Oh Crud….Asura…YOU’RE THE DOCTOR!?!?!?! and I missed Spinny’s autograph for $963 /hour!?!?! …….There’s no way in hell I can pay that! If only I had Spinny’s autograph or whoever Asura’s favorite character is!
Doctor Asura! What is the diagnoses on wrong wolf!? Is he going to live!?!?!
Me: *plays Piano Sonata No. 2 in B-Flat Minor, Op. 35: III* I’m afraid it’s too late. I will see to the funeral, at no cost to you or his family. *Pulls out knife and fork*
wrong wolf: But I’m not yet dead!
*me, shows up out of nowhere and looks in on what the fuss was all about*
Me: What’s up, guys? What’s going on? Oooh, looks like I’m about to die again. So anyone taking odds on when?
yep just finishes HANDing out the bets
*future me appears with laser sword*
I lost the bet. I bet a time traveler would come from the future and kill him right NOW *severs wrong wolf’s head then warps away*
*present me blinks*
Hey, I won the bet!
Let’s give future me a HAND!
tosses to the detective wrong wolfs right hand
Huh….soooo…A time traveler just decapitated the bedridden wrong wolf’s head. and another one that came out of nowhere is just fine……sooooooo? Back to eating goats?
I mean, wrong wolf might as well be the Kenny of the comments section
hey CSF HAND me that plait of goat legs there would you please
CSF: Oh, no! They killed wrong wolf!
Me: You b@st@rds!
*straps wrong wolf to electric chair*
Oh noes! Spinny is turning into a Jatravatrid! Better stock up on aerosol deodorant!
2012: The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief? Explains a lot, really.
Shits getting weird again… I do NOT want to see Spins legs fall off to be replaced or for her to go all Spiderman/Man-Spider esk.
One thing that I “think” might happen though is that Spinnerette gets worse, and Dr. U says that only he can reverse it, but only with the reactor, forcing Tiger to either risk Spins life, or hand over the reactor. Tiger has already mentioned he sees MM and Spins like daughters to him, so he’d choose her life. I can only imagine that either during or after healing/fixing her, the reactor will break, Dr. U will blame the heroes, and a slight possibility that Heather’s powers might just start growing, instead of just growing out of hand.
I am hoping for a man-spider turn of events or maybe an eventual werespider aspect for heather’s powers.
Also, was the C-K Reactor inspired by the Luther Everyman Project?
Or the Ray Sphere.
Oh, no! Look out, Tiger! Dr. U has unleashed a holographic beast and it is about to devour you!
Don’t worry, He hasn’t got hold of Mongooses Hologram projector machine thingy that Asura Destroyed…
Why don’t I have a Hologram projector machine!? Asura always gets the good stuff
Maybe I should invent the Infinite Goat Generator…..
That way we won’t have to worry about wasting goats anymore!!! I….ARE….TEH…..GENIUS!!!!!
(bad grammar intended)
what exactly does chromatically non-specific tiger’s little lightshow act actually do anyway?
Do? It uhm… looks impressive and masculine?
Good stuff? Ugh! That thing tasted like- *WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE HOLD ON* – and marinated in skunk-spray!
Next time, I’ll ask Mongoose to make his devices out of goat and other tasty organic stuff.
Wrong… ….Erm… I’m not sure how to tell you this bud… but erm… I’m not sure Mongoose wants to make holograms out of Goat parts…
@ CSF: my goat rain maker is essentially achieving the same thing.
@Todes Jager: Asura may have destroyed my prototype but I built a new and designed it to be asura proof
@wrong wolf: NO
@J: i believe it is some sort of force field
Don’t tempt him Mongoose. the best way to keep him from destroyin it is to not make it seem like it’s indestructable.
exactly my point wolf.spider exactly my point
*walks up with wires chunks of metal, and pipes sticking out of mouth* Designing it to be “Asura-proof” and it actually being “Asura-proof” are two different things. … and it still tastes disgusting.
by the way asura that wasn’t the hologram projector but an illusion of the hologram projector
I have penetrated Asura’s disguise! He is MATTER EATER LAD! from the Legion of Super Heroes!
well it a good thing I design this holgram projecto using a Reality Infrastructure Tear esentaily making it a D.R.E.A.M like my self
Who da… oh, that guy. He tried to eat me. It didn’t work. I tried to eat him back. He tasted like mouldy sardines.
But if C-K is going criical like a nuclear power plant in meltdown crisis, what it goes anything to do with Spinny state?
Or by that shoot her state was connected to it, and Spinny goes down with mutatin as C-K is being closer to explode by som unseen radiation?
But why other don’t overmutate with their powers?
So, this means basicly, Heather is going to mutate to a point were her body will disolve to a puddle of unsavory slime? Cause if she shes going critical like a power plant, this would be the biological pedant to a nuclear breakdown, wont it?
Hmm, somehow this reminds me on the last chapter of “Elfenlied”…
That won’t happen…. The power of our Love will prevent that from happening *Crosses fingers*
the Beatles would use the power of love……and acid.
Therein lies the devil, ya know.
♫ ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE. (and acid) ALL NEED IS LOVE. (and acid) AL YOU NEED LOVE, LOVE. LOVE(acid) IS ALL YOU NEED. love is all you need, and acids all you need. love is all you need, and acids all you need…♫
I, on the other hand, believe in the power of love and battery acid.
i believe in love and cordite.
@wrong wolf: and goats! Don’t forget the goats!
frankly I say nothing says love like a brick…wait wrong show
I used to think that nothing says love like hitting a woman on the back of the head with a large wooden club and then dragging her to your cave, but several cavefuls of dead women later, I began questioning the whole thing.
that why you hit the with a small wooden club
But, I speak softly.
So I carry a big stick.
Put it Away wrong, no one wants to see how big it is.
and lat I checked your voice wasn’t soft
Depends if he’s in seducing Greta mode or not.
Spinnerette: “Isn’t pretty”? You… you don’t like me anymore?
Mecha Maid: I didn’t say that!
Spinnerette: She doesn’t like me!!! *starts to cry, but grows four more eyes* Ah! What the heck is happening to me?! No spider has ten arms!
Mecha Maid: That’s what I’m saying. Your mutation is becoming unstable.
Spinnerette: By “unstable”, you mean…?
Mecha Maid: Let’s just say the last time this happened… *cut to a smouldering wasteland* … the mortician became a billionaire.
Spinnerette: You mean something like “Neogenic Nightmare” from the old Spider-Man cartoon?! But I don’t wanna be a monster! *starts crying* Don’t let me become a monster!
Mecha Maid: Shh, Spinny. Everything will be OK. No matter what happens, I’ll always love you.
Dr. Universe: Greta, stop them! I want to analyze Spinnerette!
Greta: Yes, doktor! *drops a house on Mecha Maid* Ooh… squashed her like an insect.
Spinnerette: *tosses aside rubble while clutching a prone, limp Mecha Maid* Did you just refer to her as an insect?
*Spinny’s head snaps back as mandibles sprout and more arms grow out*
Tiger: DOC, what’s happening to her!?!
Dr. U: She’s become too unstable! She’s more insect than human! She’s….she’s…
Greta: (Still laughing) Wow, I feel sorry for your toothbru-
*Spinny spits acid and misses Greta, but liquifies half a building*
Greta: (Scared) Okay, I guess joketime is over?
Spinnipede: Now who will I eat first? *turns to Tiger* Maybe some nice dark Tiger meat? *looks at Dr. U* Or maybe a nice crunchy doctor? I’ll bust you open like a lobster…No….*looks at Greta* I’ll eat the fat one. Nice and supple. She’s probably juicy on the inside.
*Tiger, Dr. U and Greta hightail it away with Spinnipede in pursuit. The camera pans over Mecha Maid’s body and we she flesh and machine fuse. The camera zooms in on her eye as it snaps open, her iris flashing numbers and her white glowing green.*
Mecha Maid: *robotic voice* My Spinny… *normal voice* Wait, didn’t we already do this one? I mean, for the sake of originality-
Roberta: GET ON WITH IT!
Maus and Kugelblitz: GET ON WITH IT!
Sahira: GET ON WITH IT!
wrong wolf: GET IT ON WITH… wait, what?
Katt: GET ON WITH IT!
London: GET ON WITH IT!
Gable: GET ON WITH IT!
Minerva: GET ON WITH IT!
Alexis: GET ON WITH IT!
Army of Spinnerette clones: GET ON WITH IT!
Mecha Maid: OK, OK! Sheesh! At least let me spice things up with some classic music! Ahem… *robotic voice* Target acquired. Exterminate! Exterminate! *takes off to Ride of the Valkyries*
*cut to Tiger, Dr. Universe, and Spinnipede randomly popping in and out of doors to the tune of Yakety Sax*
Tiger: Well, at least this is good cardio.
Dr. Universe: But how…? I mean… the laws of physics… I wanna go home!
Fred: Don’t worry. This happens to us all the time.
Scooby: Rah, rall reh rime. Ran Ri rave ra Rooby Rack row?
Shaggy: Like, zionks! Is that a giant spider/centipede lady!? *starts whimpering*
Fred: Don’t worry gang. It’s just some crook in a mask like always. See? *gets eaten*
Scooby: RAPHNE!!! RELMA!!! REEEEEEELLLLLLLP! *gets eaten*
Greta: You know what they say: all toasters toast toas- *gets dope-slapped by Tiger* OW! I mean, I don’t have to outrun it, I just have to outrun you.
Me: ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL!
Greta: doktor? who is that crazy guy screaming?
DR. U: I don’t know but perhaps we should avoid him. Let’s go through this door.
Spins: Hello lunch.
Dr. U: wrong door.
Me: *reprograms MM* Now my precious kill the doctor and the cream puff, detain the spinnipede, and be my Victoria secret model
MM:*computerized voice* yes master
Me: I’m going to need to fix that voice
Me: Oh, great Goat God in the sky! Stop MM from killing the cream puff, I beseech thee!
*There is thunder and lightning after which a large mutated cream puff goat comes falling from the sky.*
Me: …….um….that’ll…do….Goat God? That’ll do…. *whistles and walks sheepishly away*
Me: Creampuff goat? That sounds delicious.
cpgg: get back! I’m a God!
Me: please you wouldn’t be the first “god” I’ve killed this week. *points to skeletons of Kratos, Light Yagami and Shiva.*
Greta: Dokter! Is that a giant mutant cream puff goat?
Dr U: *adgust goggles* it appears to be…although it looks like it’s doing something…
*Puff Goat raises its head to the turbulent skies and bellows*
Spinnipede: Nuh-uh buddy, I’m the only monster in this town! You’re going down!
*epic King Kong vs dinosaur-style fight commences*
Greta: *whispers* Dokter, we should use this chance to escape, ja?
Dr U: *dumbfounded* but…I don’t understand…
Greta: Aghh come on! *lifts him into the air while Tiger gawps at scene*
MM: Not so fast, cream puff. The master wants you…exterminated. *aims wrist rockets*
*Puff Goat bellows as Spinnipede spits acid on his side, white cream splashing on the pavement below*
MM: *lowers rockets* Target incorrect. Pursue and destroy cream puff *flies off to where the monsters are fighting*
*Greta pulls Dr U. away and the two flee. Tiger runs after MM, trying to get her attention*
Spinnipede: Take that, Staypuff Billy! *bites and claws at wounded side*
MM: Move aside, humanoid-insect. You are preventing me from completely my primary–*gets hit out of the air by the thrashing Puff Goat*
Spinnipede: *eyes soften* Marilyn?!
*MM crashes to the ground and lies still. Puff Goat smashes into a nearby building, burying MM in debris*
Huh? That thing was gonna kill Marilyn? Good thing I killed it while I had the chance.
Me: MYYYYYYYYYY PRESCIOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: man that was good tasting cream puff goat. don’t worry asura I saved you the heart. Now where were we? Oh yeah. *captures Daphne and uses her for bate for the Spinnipede*
Me: Now now. calm yourself. This is not an all you can ea-
Me: Now that was just rude. I don’t bite you in your house…hey…hey…haha…stop that tickles. No seriously *slams her against the wall* oh whoops….*peels her off* I know this looks bad but I’m sure you’ll spring bakc in the morning.
MM: MUST kill all opposed to Spins. Must return to Mongoose. *sees injured spins* huh? Programming overload. My precious spinny.. core memory overheating. How dare you do that to my Spinny!
Me: She gave me no choice!
MM: *fires Rockets*
Me: *cough* that was quite an explosion but I’m afraid i have to stop you. *floor caves in underneath him. climbs back up to see MM and Spins have escaped* Sigh things never go according to plan.
I can see you being really bad at improv XP
If I like the improv…
hey MM come here I have a sexy voice patch for you plus some extremely expensive erotic lingerie.
Oh and here are some specifically tailored to fit spiny if she wants them
Hee-hee-hee! I can’t wait for Mongoose to try out that sexy voice patch. I switched it with one that sounds like Ricardo Montalban. Oops! Did I say that out loud?
wolf.spider I say that as lovingly as possible, you know. The whole point of improv is to accept what you’re given and run with it. Say yes to everything. What you’ve been given is a gift so–sorry I’m going into teaching mode XP
*deploys forcefield around spinnipede*
I’m afraid if I do not intervene at this moment, this entire comic will end with you finally killing and eating the Canadian superheros.
*pulls out injector from coat and walks menacingly to the now unconscious spinnipede*
MM: *computer voice* WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SPINS?!?!!? *points missle*
Me: Please, I was just trying to return her to what she was like before she went crit-
MM: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS!!!!! *shoots 5 missles at me*
Me: I’ll save you Temple! *Throws Greta in the way*
Temple: no you fool I need her alive!
Me: wait for it.
Wrong: GRETA-CHAN! *BOOM*
*injects Spins quickly, Spins goes into a cocoon*
Me: All of you might want to clear the area.
Greta: Why? Is it dangerous?
*cocoon excretes green gunk everywhere*
Me (protected by forcefield): No, just really, really gross. The rest of you might want to change clothes now.
Me: something isn’t right. that blast should have just stunned wrong but I don’t see him anywhere.
*car drives up*
man: are you wolf spider?
man: I have a letter for you.
me: wrongs alive. he’s in 1985 but he’s alive.
Figures, MM would try and use the time missiles I sold her on me.
Actually it wasn’t the time missiles. See what happened was that she used electromagnetic missiles in an attempt disable your forcefield so she could hit full force. Well she didn’t realize that your forcefield ran on temporal energy. The resultant interactions between electromagnetics, temporal energy and explosion…well, I’m sure I don’t ahve to explain the physics to you.
Ah, brilliant, makes sense.
*Another wave of green sludge*
Greta:*looks at MM covered in sludge with white apron on* Oh! I would hate to see you’re laundry bill!
Me: Greta, please, try some new routines. * uses taser on Greta and knocks her out* Good thing Wrong got time traveled.
*a 27 year older wrong wolf walks up*
*Wrong’s mouth fills with green excretion as another wave happens*
HmmMMMmmm. Third wave, that means the process is done.
*cocoon opens, and inside is spins, back in the condition she was in before going critical*
Now, there wil be one more wave of excretion that dissolves fabric.
I already realized you switched it and so created a new sexy voice patch
*runs away with the unconcious Greta*
*wakes greta up*
wrong wolf uses RICARDO MONTALBAN voice patch.
It is super effective.
*watches Mongoose attach voice patch*
MM: *in Walter Kronkite voice* and that’s the world today.
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