Now that she has 10 arms I can’t help but think her legs fall off and she becomes a giant spider torso.
That would kinda be stealing Alexis’ shtick.
yeah and knowing her she’ll sue
Oh bloody hell…
Urm…i think, Spinny is going through some kind of weird cloning process…
Did you say cloning? Oh god, based on her source material for parody…
This won’t end well.
very few cloning processes go well
“Mass-Spinnerette copy process in progress…please wait…”
were sorry due to technical difficulties we are going to have to put you on hold now enjoy this piece by Rebeca black
Not sure if I’m watching Scanners or if that’s what happens to a defective clone.
I don’t suppose the C-K reactor has a “Reverse” switch, by any chance?
(Well, it seems to be almost obligatory for cartoon mad science gadgets)
If Dr. U has any pertinent information, now might be a good time to reveal it…
He’ll reveal it IF he thinks it will further his plans.
Or… Spinnerette going into meltdown poses a threat to his safety has some influence on him to which he may have to reveal it to prevent him from dying.
knowing dr. u, they could probably just pay him to cure spinnerette’s condition for them.
Dr. U: I see that Spinnerette is going critical. I can cure her, but only on one condition: you give me the C-K reactor with no questions asked.
Tiger: (*~*) fine
Spinerette fires a web and holds Dr. U close. “You know how to reverse this. Now either you tell it or we’ll stay like this, waiting for the meltdown. I’ve already felt a pain worse than death, can you say the same doctor?”
By the pain worse than death I mean Mecha Maid nearly dying.
*we’re sorry but for the sake of science will have to continue putting you on hold so relax and her is a number by Justin Bieber*
Justin Bieber is dead I killed him. On the tv? yeah that’s a robot. Why haven’t I killed him? I’m getting around to it but I have a long list of annoying pop celebrities to kill. Rebecca Black, Miley Cyrus, Carly Rae Jepson…
Oh I forgot the entire cast and crew of the Twilight movies
actualy that zombies Justi Bieber
no no no. It’s robot zombie Justin Bieber. Trust me…of the original…I didn’t leave enought to make a zombie out of.
oh trust me with my necromancy skills I was able to revive him just for my little social experiment
Oh you mean Corporeal Spirit Justin Bieber (don’t be slacking on your terminology Mongoose). Yeah he’s teh one who’s singing the songs.
Spinny needs to read some Hemingway…
I see what you did there.
She needs the updated version, “A Farewell, Four Arms.”
This is going to get worse before it gets better isn’t it. My prediction it ends with her either stuck with too many arms or (temporarily) without powers. Also wouldnt going critical add to her strength and silk powers as well?
She may tangle herself and Marilyn in a huge silk cocoon and mate with her repeatedly…one never knows… =P
Maybe she was infused with centipede dna on accident. instead of spider dna XD
Oh god i just got the mental image of human centirette
( sorry for the horrible name )
Scolopette works better, seeing how Scolopendra is the scientific name for the group containing the largest species of centipedes.
One thing I need to point out: When a nuclear reactor “goes critical,” that means that the reaction has reached the point of self-sustainability and is working correctly. Only in the movies is this a problem.
I think they mean the “Critical Mass” as is used to speak of Nuclear weapons.
the real problem is if the reactor goes super critical
In this situation, the reaction becoming self-sustainable instead of stopping at six arms IS a huge problem.
yeah but uit better then blowing up
I like how greta has the “wtf why did you take her away when i was making fun of her face”
( wow that was a mouthful )
This arms thing…is getting out of hand. HAW.
you forgot the sunglasses
Heh, ‘going critical’ is what nuclear reactors do each and every day – it means they are producing power and is perfectly okay state to be in.
‘Supercritical’ is the bad one – appropriate for a superhero!
Actually, super-critical just means power is increasing, a condition that happens any time there is a greater demand for it. Also a normal condition for nuclear reactors, as it will naturally just plane off to criticality again. Now PROMPT CRITICAL… that’s the bad one. That’s effectively a near instantanious jump in power that ultimately destroys the core. You pretty much have to TRY to make a reactor go prompt critical by disabling all safety features and doing the exact opposite of what all operating procedures tell you to do… Chernobyl….
Yeah, that’s what I tried to tell them when I visited this reactor…Cher-something in Ukraine, but nooooooo.
What, did the evil biomechanical robot scare them off?
*shoots wolf.spider’s anguished expression with a videocam and posts it on YouTube*
dislikes wrong wolf’s video 100 times
ALL IS WELL! as soon as I destroy Wrong wolf’s user account.
what you going to do make a copyright claim
Actually I was thinking of something a little more Original. Can I count on your help?
Hey, leave my user account alone. I just made ya famous and this is how you repay me?
*Rodney Dangerfield* No respect. No respect.
Mongoose you know what I truly look like you should know why my face can never be allowed to be seen. I mean sure I was wearing a mask but with that video people will start asking questions of what’s underneath it.
oh pleas Ive taken that mask off of you in you sleep loads of times, I’m not afraid of the wendy’s girl face.
…what were you doing in my sister’s room?
wait you and your sister have the same name gosh you parents were original
I’ve explained this becore, I keep all the rooms in my house under the same name to keep people guessing
The Wendy girl is your sister? Well, that explains the creepy guy with the primitive prosthetic who’s been hanging around your house. I distinctly remember he had a ridiculously long moustache and was wearing a red 1800′s naval coat and a silly-looking hat with a feather. Oh, and he almost had a heart attack when my alarm clock went off.
Who do you think gave him the hook?
so wolf.spider what kind of guy does you sister like?
I’m guessing the kind with hooks. At least those are the kind she seems to attract
Well, you don’t have to worry about him anymore. I took him ton safari and showed him some Pseudosuchia specimens. Ooh, you should have seen the look on his face. ^_^ He should have brought his brown pants, although the red coat still worked.
hey asura do you happened to still have his hook
I call it a toothpick, but yeah.
In the meantime, that video of wolf.spider I posted on You Tube just got a million hits. Yes! Success!
yeah but it has a larger dislike bar then like bar
… and it was just taken down for violating YoyTube’s terms of services.
Mu-ha-ha-ha! The video has gone viral. It has gone way beyond You Tube and is all over the intarnets!
I’m now in the process of constructing this giant transmitter dish so I can send the video streaming into space. Soon, the whole universe itself will quail at the sounds of wolf.spider going “Noooo Spinny!”
Oh My God. At first I was like ‘WTF, why is she falling?’
then I noticed… ohhhhhhh shit
Same here : P
Don’t swat that backside too much, Greta… Wrong Wolf wants to get in some shots himself!
Oooh, yeah!!! MINE-MINE-MINE-MINE-MINE-MINE!
Did anyone mention how a meltdown from a nuclear plant doesn’t = nuclear explosion yet
I’m not sure if that’s what the story is trying to imply or not but that’s a misconception that needs busting at every opportunity.
True, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t negative side effects. I mean, look at Chernobyl.
Nuclear reactor meltdowns don’t usually make for good cinema or graphic drama, nuclear explosions do. But if you want to sacrifice more goats, go ahead. I won’t mind. In fact, here, let help ya.
didn godzilla’s heart have a meltdown at some point
Yeah, in Godzilla vs. Destroyah. But they represented the meltdown as a nuclear explosion big enough to make the AN602 look like a cherry bomb.
Odd. When Spinnerette was in the zone that boosted superpowers in an earlier issue, she commented that she wasn’t any stronger. Since that boost worked on the CK reaction, I figured that meant she didn’t have it. I think it was issue six, right before the evil souls from hell turned into that huge monster.
Course, the second strike from the ray could have given her the reaction I guess. Would explain how she’s able to just sprout new arms without picking up the matter from anywhere, much like Sahira does when imitating Spinnerette’s DNA. Just have to wait and see.
Also, this thing just glitched on me, so sorry if this produces a double post.
I’m thinking this is a secondary mutation caused by getting hit again possibly. That they are mistaken about it being a CK reaction going critical.
ALL IS WElL!
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyybe Heather has in fact gathered mass in her mitochondrial cavities wherein it lay in wait to reach mass sufficient to support the rapid generation of new limbs?
What if, for instance, she has been eating more than usual for some time now and its been stored as molecular building matter like amino acids just waiting to be called upon either for growth or healing purposes?
Perhaps its just that the C-K reaction triggered growth rather than healing or what ever else it could be used for…
JUST a suggestion….
perhaps they stop the mutation then surgically remove the extra limbs using tap dancing porcupines
or even better a spinnerette/girl genius cross over where all the major sparks of GG get to cure spiny
All is not well…
So I guess Spinnerette now has her chelicerae?
Chelicerae are mouthparts, not limbs. =_=
I for one truly appreciate that Krow’s artist has a realistic sense of gravity and aerodynamics at least…as in the hair is not sitting perfectly still while they move about rapidly like so many lame artists tend to do uselessly striving to keep perfect hair on their art specimens or else simply lacking talent or understanding of the realities of physics…
Except for Tiger’s hair, it’s supposed to stay relatively static.
Shocking, isn’t it?
And thus starts the new volume. Spinnerette: The Clone Saga.
Spinny 1: I’m the real Spinnerette!
Spinny 2: No, I’m the real Spinnerette!
Spinny 1: Am not!
Spinny 2: Am to!
Spinny 1: Am to!
Spinny 2: Am not!
Spinny 1: Hah! So you admit it!
Spinny 2: Rassem-frassem grumble-mumble riptoad… *storms off*
hey ther can only bee one loonytoon rip of here ME
Marilyn: Two Spinnerettes… *nosebleed*
sudeley Marilyn realized all her fantasies were now possible
*puts on rapper outfit* Will the real Spinnerette please stand up! Please stand up!
MM: *fire missl @ wrong wolf* thats my girl
So… am I the only one turned on at the mention of “spider-freakier” or is it just Rick James’ influence on me?
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