08/03/2012

Comments (395)

  1. avatar
    Dastardly said:

    Now that she has 10 arms I can’t help but think her legs fall off and she becomes a giant spider torso.

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      Wolfen said:

      That would kinda be stealing Alexis’ shtick.

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      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      yeah and knowing her she’ll sue

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    SCE2AUX said:

    Oh bloody hell…

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    Corwin said:

    Urm…i think, Spinny is going through some kind of weird cloning process…

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      xployalist said:

      Did you say cloning? Oh god, based on her source material for parody…

      This won’t end well.

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      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      very few cloning processes go well

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      Delicious Vodka DeBlair said:

      “Mass-Spinnerette copy process in progress…please wait…”

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      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      were sorry due to technical difficulties we are going to have to put you on hold now enjoy this piece by Rebeca black

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      KittyKatt09 said:

      *head explodes*

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      wolf.spider said:

      Not sure if I’m watching Scanners or if that’s what happens to a defective clone.

  4. avatar
    mittfh said:

    I don’t suppose the C-K reactor has a “Reverse” switch, by any chance? :)
    (Well, it seems to be almost obligatory for cartoon mad science gadgets)

    If Dr. U has any pertinent information, now might be a good time to reveal it…

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      The_Weirdo said:

      He’ll reveal it IF he thinks it will further his plans.

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      Todes Jager said:

      Or… Spinnerette going into meltdown poses a threat to his safety has some influence on him to which he may have to reveal it to prevent him from dying.

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      J said:

      knowing dr. u, they could probably just pay him to cure spinnerette’s condition for them.

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      xployalist said:

      Dr. U: I see that Spinnerette is going critical. I can cure her, but only on one condition: you give me the C-K reactor with no questions asked.

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      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      Tiger: (*~*) fine

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      Commander Clash said:

      Spinerette fires a web and holds Dr. U close. “You know how to reverse this. Now either you tell it or we’ll stay like this, waiting for the meltdown. I’ve already felt a pain worse than death, can you say the same doctor?”

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      Commander Clash said:

      By the pain worse than death I mean Mecha Maid nearly dying.

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      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      *we’re sorry but for the sake of science will have to continue putting you on hold so relax and her is a number by Justin Bieber*

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      wolf.spider said:

      Justin Bieber is dead I killed him. On the tv? yeah that’s a robot. Why haven’t I killed him? I’m getting around to it but I have a long list of annoying pop celebrities to kill. Rebecca Black, Miley Cyrus, Carly Rae Jepson…

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      wolf.spider said:

      Oh I forgot the entire cast and crew of the Twilight movies

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      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      actualy that zombies Justi Bieber

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      wolf.spider said:

      no no no. It’s robot zombie Justin Bieber. Trust me…of the original…I didn’t leave enought to make a zombie out of.

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      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      oh trust me with my necromancy skills I was able to revive him just for my little social experiment

    • avatar
      wolf.spider said:

      Oh you mean Corporeal Spirit Justin Bieber (don’t be slacking on your terminology Mongoose). Yeah he’s teh one who’s singing the songs.

  5. avatar
    Stibbons said:

    Spinny needs to read some Hemingway…

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      Rob C. said:

      I see what you did there.

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      continuity said:

      She needs the updated version, “A Farewell, Four Arms.”

  6. avatar
    Napalmjudobatman said:

    This is going to get worse before it gets better isn’t it. My prediction it ends with her either stuck with too many arms or (temporarily) without powers. Also wouldnt going critical add to her strength and silk powers as well?

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      Delicious Vodka DeBlair said:

      She may tangle herself and Marilyn in a huge silk cocoon and mate with her repeatedly…one never knows… =P

  7. avatar
    neocreations said:

    Maybe she was infused with centipede dna on accident. instead of spider dna XD

  8. avatar
    Ronin316 said:

    One thing I need to point out: When a nuclear reactor “goes critical,” that means that the reaction has reached the point of self-sustainability and is working correctly. Only in the movies is this a problem.

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      adamas said:

      I think they mean the “Critical Mass” as is used to speak of Nuclear weapons.

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      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      the real problem is if the reactor goes super critical

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      Zeig said:

      In this situation, the reaction becoming self-sustainable instead of stopping at six arms IS a huge problem.

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      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      yeah but uit better then blowing up

  9. avatar
    Bluelink711 said:

    I like how greta has the “wtf why did you take her away when i was making fun of her face”
    ( wow that was a mouthful )

  10. avatar
    Jason said:

    This arms thing…is getting out of hand. HAW.

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      Fanatica said:

      YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

    • avatar
      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      you forgot the sunglasses

  11. avatar
    Floff said:

    Heh, ‘going critical’ is what nuclear reactors do each and every day – it means they are producing power and is perfectly okay state to be in.

    ‘Supercritical’ is the bad one – appropriate for a superhero!

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      Otaku said:

      Actually, super-critical just means power is increasing, a condition that happens any time there is a greater demand for it. Also a normal condition for nuclear reactors, as it will naturally just plane off to criticality again. Now PROMPT CRITICAL… that’s the bad one. That’s effectively a near instantanious jump in power that ultimately destroys the core. You pretty much have to TRY to make a reactor go prompt critical by disabling all safety features and doing the exact opposite of what all operating procedures tell you to do… Chernobyl….

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      SCE2AUX said:

      Yeah, that’s what I tried to tell them when I visited this reactor…Cher-something in Ukraine, but nooooooo.

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      Asura said:

      What, did the evil biomechanical robot scare them off?

  12. avatar
    wolf.spider said:

    Noooo Spinny!

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      wrong wolf said:

      *shoots wolf.spider’s anguished expression with a videocam and posts it on YouTube*

    • avatar
      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      dislikes wrong wolf’s video 100 times

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      wolf.spider said:

      ALL IS WELL! as soon as I destroy Wrong wolf’s user account.

    • avatar
      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      what you going to do make a copyright claim

    • avatar
      wolf.spider said:

      Actually I was thinking of something a little more Original. Can I count on your help?

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      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      ???

    • avatar
      wrong wolf said:

      Hey, leave my user account alone. I just made ya famous and this is how you repay me?

      *Rodney Dangerfield* No respect. No respect.

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      wolf.spider said:

      Mongoose you know what I truly look like you should know why my face can never be allowed to be seen. I mean sure I was wearing a mask but with that video people will start asking questions of what’s underneath it.

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      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      oh pleas Ive taken that mask off of you in you sleep loads of times, I’m not afraid of the wendy’s girl face.

    • avatar
      wolf.spider said:

      …what were you doing in my sister’s room?

    • avatar
      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      wait you and your sister have the same name gosh you parents were original

    • avatar
      wolf.spider said:

      I’ve explained this becore, I keep all the rooms in my house under the same name to keep people guessing

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      Asura said:

      The Wendy girl is your sister? Well, that explains the creepy guy with the primitive prosthetic who’s been hanging around your house. I distinctly remember he had a ridiculously long moustache and was wearing a red 1800′s naval coat and a silly-looking hat with a feather. Oh, and he almost had a heart attack when my alarm clock went off.

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      wolf.spider said:

      Who do you think gave him the hook?

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      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      so wolf.spider what kind of guy does you sister like?

    • avatar
      wolf.spider said:

      I’m guessing the kind with hooks. At least those are the kind she seems to attract

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      Asura said:

      Well, you don’t have to worry about him anymore. I took him ton safari and showed him some Pseudosuchia specimens. Ooh, you should have seen the look on his face. ^_^ He should have brought his brown pants, although the red coat still worked.

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      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      hey asura do you happened to still have his hook

    • avatar
      Asura said:

      I call it a toothpick, but yeah.

    • avatar
      wrong wolf said:

      In the meantime, that video of wolf.spider I posted on You Tube just got a million hits. Yes! Success!

    • avatar
      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      yeah but it has a larger dislike bar then like bar

    • avatar
      Asura said:

      … and it was just taken down for violating YoyTube’s terms of services.

    • avatar
      wrong wolf said:

      Mu-ha-ha-ha! The video has gone viral. It has gone way beyond You Tube and is all over the intarnets!

      I’m now in the process of constructing this giant transmitter dish so I can send the video streaming into space. Soon, the whole universe itself will quail at the sounds of wolf.spider going “Noooo Spinny!”

      Mu-ha-ha-ha!!!!

  13. avatar
    Fanatica said:

    Oh My God. At first I was like ‘WTF, why is she falling?’

    then I noticed… ohhhhhhh shit

    • avatar
      KittyKatt09 said:

      Same here : P

  14. avatar
    CrocoGuy said:

    Don’t swat that backside too much, Greta… Wrong Wolf wants to get in some shots himself!

    • avatar
      wrong wolf said:

      Oooh, yeah!!! MINE-MINE-MINE-MINE-MINE-MINE!

  15. avatar
    OzarM said:

    Did anyone mention how a meltdown from a nuclear plant doesn’t = nuclear explosion yet

    I’m not sure if that’s what the story is trying to imply or not but that’s a misconception that needs busting at every opportunity.

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      Eboreg said:

      True, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t negative side effects. I mean, look at Chernobyl.

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      wrong wolf said:

      Nuclear reactor meltdowns don’t usually make for good cinema or graphic drama, nuclear explosions do. But if you want to sacrifice more goats, go ahead. I won’t mind. In fact, here, let help ya. :)

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      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      didn godzilla’s heart have a meltdown at some point

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      Asura said:

      Yeah, in Godzilla vs. Destroyah. But they represented the meltdown as a nuclear explosion big enough to make the AN602 look like a cherry bomb.

  16. avatar
    Esurio said:

    Odd. When Spinnerette was in the zone that boosted superpowers in an earlier issue, she commented that she wasn’t any stronger. Since that boost worked on the CK reaction, I figured that meant she didn’t have it. I think it was issue six, right before the evil souls from hell turned into that huge monster.

    Course, the second strike from the ray could have given her the reaction I guess. Would explain how she’s able to just sprout new arms without picking up the matter from anywhere, much like Sahira does when imitating Spinnerette’s DNA. Just have to wait and see.

    Also, this thing just glitched on me, so sorry if this produces a double post.

    • avatar
      wolf.spider said:

      I’m thinking this is a secondary mutation caused by getting hit again possibly. That they are mistaken about it being a CK reaction going critical.

      ALL IS WElL!

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      Delicious Vodka DeBlair said:

      Esurio:

      Mayyyyyyyyyyyyybe Heather has in fact gathered mass in her mitochondrial cavities wherein it lay in wait to reach mass sufficient to support the rapid generation of new limbs?

      What if, for instance, she has been eating more than usual for some time now and its been stored as molecular building matter like amino acids just waiting to be called upon either for growth or healing purposes?

      Perhaps its just that the C-K reaction triggered growth rather than healing or what ever else it could be used for…

      JUST a suggestion….

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      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      perhaps they stop the mutation then surgically remove the extra limbs using tap dancing porcupines

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      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      or even better a spinnerette/girl genius cross over where all the major sparks of GG get to cure spiny

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      Asura said:

      @ wolf.spider

      All is not well…

  17. avatar
    Lavender said:

    So I guess Spinnerette now has her chelicerae?

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      Asura said:

      Chelicerae are mouthparts, not limbs. =_=

  18. avatar
    Delicious Vodka DeBlair said:

    I for one truly appreciate that Krow’s artist has a realistic sense of gravity and aerodynamics at least…as in the hair is not sitting perfectly still while they move about rapidly like so many lame artists tend to do uselessly striving to keep perfect hair on their art specimens or else simply lacking talent or understanding of the realities of physics…

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      Zeig said:

      Except for Tiger’s hair, it’s supposed to stay relatively static.

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      Asura said:

      Shocking, isn’t it?

  19. avatar
    xployalist said:

    And thus starts the new volume. Spinnerette: The Clone Saga.

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      Asura said:

      Spinny 1: I’m the real Spinnerette!

      Spinny 2: No, I’m the real Spinnerette!

      Spinny 1: Am not!

      Spinny 2: Am to!

      Spinny 1: Am not!

      Spinny 2: Am to!

      Spinny 1: Am not!

      Spinny 2: Am to!

      Spinny 1: Am to!

      Spinny 2: Am not!

      Spinny 1: Hah! So you admit it!

      Spinny 2: Rassem-frassem grumble-mumble riptoad… *storms off*

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      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      hey ther can only bee one loonytoon rip of here ME

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      Asura said:

      Marilyn: Two Spinnerettes… *nosebleed*

    • avatar
      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      sudeley Marilyn realized all her fantasies were now possible

    • avatar
      wrong wolf said:

      *puts on rapper outfit* Will the real Spinnerette please stand up! Please stand up!

    • avatar
      Mongoose Van Dunkelschreiber said:

      MM: *fire missl @ wrong wolf* thats my girl

  20. avatar
    Bill M. said:

    So… am I the only one turned on at the mention of “spider-freakier” or is it just Rick James’ influence on me?

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