Spinnerette
A Webcomic
August 6, 2012
Author Notes
08/06/2012
on August 6, 2012Thanks to all my armchair nuclear physicists for the correction.
Look for us at Wizard World Chicago this weekend!
Thanks to all my armchair nuclear physicists for the correction.
Look for us at Wizard World Chicago this weekend!
Me: No Greta don’t do this. I can save her.
Greta: I’m afraid I have no choice Wolf.Spider.
Me: Neither do I. *opens a door unleashing 20 robotized Wrong Wolves*
Wrong Wolves: GRETA-CHAN!]
don’t worry wolf.spider I have you back
Mongoose: Don’t worry Wolf.Spider I have your back…*looks around* where’d you go?
Me: *standing on a rooftop holding Spins* Mongoose. Quit being so slow. Those robots will only stall her for a moment. Grab Mecha-Maid and lets get out of here.
efficiency is key
~jumps Greta from behind, wraps his arms around her neck in a sleeper hold and hangs on for dear life~ Spins…now might be a great time to high-tail it!
I’ve already broght spinny to a safe place
*gets throw through window* I’m a bad security guard. It’s not so safe anymore… sorry.
*Greta smashes door*
who said I left the real spinny with you that was just a dubleganger
That’s right each One of is except me (who has MM and wrong who has been designated to distract Greta have a doppelganger spins. who has the real One we cannot reveal.
Me: *grabs laser gun* I’m truly sorry about this Greta. At least Wolf is currently somewhere else, and doesn’t have to watch.
Greta: What is that?!
*shoots Greta with laser*
Greta: *slowly fading out of existence* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo-
Me: Now I have her trapped in a pocket dimension. But it should only last half an hour. Get Spins to my lab under 18th century Boston!
Ha! Looks like I owe you guys one!
I want to be on universe’s team. Is that bad?
I keep you woord on that wolfen
B.Ott: I have brought you Spinnerette milord, however it may be a duplicate
Dr. u: excellent no matter if it is, we can still dissect it. what’s that blinking red light?
*Nuclear explosion.
Mongoose: you knew he would betray us?
Me: no I just thought it would be funny if One of the duplicates exploded.
I love explosions! Minion #1 write this down: “Exploding Kamikaze minions”
Minion #1: Yes master, Kamikaze mini- Kamikaze minions!?!? Whoah, whoah! Your not serious about this are you?!
Me: No, no! That is why I’m giving the kamikaze minions regeneration abilities so that they can keep exploding and not have to worry about their lives whatsoever!
Minion#1: Truly genius master, but who will you test these new kamikaze minions on?
Me: Hmmmmm….good question. I’ll have to think about this one. Anyone got any ideas? regenerating kamikaze bombers ready to blow stuff up! I can’t wait!!!
Dr. U just became the first victim of your kamikaze minions. By the way…just cause they don’t die doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt…a lot.
Zzzzzzz… Huh? Wuzzat? Did I miss something exciting? No… OK, then… Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
ok Mongoose you were right it would have been a bad idea to trust the real spins to Asura.
Zzzzzzzzzzz… Whuzzat, Mommy? I can haz teh cookie? *grabs wolf.spider* Yummy! Zzzzzzzzz…
poor Asura broke all his teeth trying to bite down.
Greta Looks Extremely Regretful about the Actions she is taking … that or is sad to what is about to come… cos in all fairness i don’t think she really has the mindset to want to kill anyone.
I’m thinking that Spins has become the reactor and that to get the reactor for themselves they are going to have to do horrible things to Spinnerette.
Well Greta Doesn’t want the C-K Reactor, Dr. U does in all fairness…. In my opinion, If the Government hadn’t screwed them over imagine what kind of life they’d be living….
Greta doesn’t directly but she works for Dr. U and basically does all his dirty work.
Poor Greta, I bet she’s going to be like them Vietnam Vets…….
well they wold be continuing their research in the cherenkov-kirby reaction and pursuing it in some way to benefit society
That or seeking a way to screw over the Government.
No, they’d be in China using human slaves to generate electricity, and that’s the BEST CASE SCENARIO.
The US Government didn’t originally want Dr. U. to do this research because it’s morally repugnant.
When Dr. U. decided to go to China instead, they offered to PAY HIM if he stopped and worked on SOMETHING ELSE, because China could AND WOULD make people into weapons. (Don’t forget, in China, they routinely grab pregnant women and pump them full of abortion drugs against their will and then hand them the dead baby if the husband/ family doesn’t pay exorbitant fees and fines.)
Having refused that and declaring he would go to China anyway, regardless, that’s when the government clamped down.
Dr. U. is an outlaw by choice, not by circumstance like Robin Hood.
I’m going to ask two questions Uhl. First, have you even read this comic at all? Second, where did you get all those crackpot ideas about China?
Calm down Mentlegen……. Other wise Wolf may sacrifice some goats…….
I heard that China also sacrifices the dead babies to Cthulhu and worships Satan.
I think you’ve been tuning in to the old missionaries….
Uh oh… Greta and a bi-curious girl with many hands in a skin-tight costume. Oh great now I have NSFW ideas!
Bad, bad brain!
Multi-hand groping no jutsu!
Greta: oh spiny you hit all my spots
*sits back on a large beanbag couch with a giant bowl of popcorn* Oh, man! This great. I better record this.
I’m so glad I took all of wrong wolf recording equipment
Why do i have a strong feeling that Greta is not out to hurt her?
In fact why do i have this real odd feeling that “The Bad Guys” are actually trying to help her?
bewbs!
i mean… spinny noooooooo
look like baka is wrong wolfs next victome
Needs more bewbs and less clothing!
BIG Greta bewbs, Baka!
Dude all the extra bones must be killing her right now!!!???
screw that all the extra mascul will put physical strain on her body plus the extra nerves must be killing her brain
How about sheer physical exhaustion? She’s grown three (four?) brand new limbs in what, 2 minutes? Unless the growth is fueled (and not just induced by) the C-K reaction energy, she’s got to be tired.
Gasmask and gas grenade eh? My guess is sleeping gas.
Most likely. If she was going to use gas to kill Spinny, she’d need eye protection as well.
So much looking forward to the next page 0_0
Suddenly, black page background.
…This can’t be good. o_o
A German (Brazilian of German descent, but nonetheless) using gas… I thought we were done with the Nazi references after Dr. U’s cloning of Hitler plans went kerflewie.
It was the Germans of World War 1 that used gas. Mind you, so did the Brits and Americans, until they realized how uncontrollable a weapon it was, and you were just as likely to hurt your own guys as your enemies.
So Germans using gas predates the Nazis. Greta has already stated she has no love for Nazis.
Dude really? Stretching much?
AHHHHHH! I can’t go to work on this!!!
thats not good
Just thought of something, but isn’t her costume supposed to be made of her silk? If so, how is she ripping through it so easily? According to Spider-Man logic, shouldn’t it be about the strength of a steel cable?
I can think of two reasons. One, Spinny herself is incredibly strong so breaking her own silk isn’t out of the qustion. Two, it looks really cool.
I don’t think she’s got that costume yet.
I think she’s using her old nylon costume since that one’s easier to modify.
oookay this page made me sob Just a little poor Gretta having to put down spinny with sleeping gas ,so they can use her as ck reactor down… noooo
I don’t like where this is going…
Okay, that’s the bad thing about an action comic in a “page a day” format; I have no clue what just happened, how Gretta got her mask or what’s going on with her leg in panel 4. I want to know what’s going on, and I hope the next comic explains it.
Am I the only one wondering where she suddenly got the gasmask?
also, this is all in the name of SCIENCE!!
Well nobody brings a tear gas bomb without a gas mask. That’s just common sense. And yeah both are too big for a pocket, but who needs a pocket when you can levitate anything? Just zip it right over from where you left it.
Nahh…she stored them in her cleavage : P
that makes sense XD Don’t let wrong wolf find out, though…
All I can say is now she’s up to 12 arms and this is not looking too great at the moment…
Wonder if she’ll become super-duper powerful and immune to drugs and poisons…
It makes sense…she also looks pretty animalistic and snarly in Panel 3…I’m seeing either she’s gonna go crazy mutant and take out Greta and we’re either gonna see Dr U. take action or Tiger’s gonna have to stop her before she hurts someone (maybe a team-up?) or she’s gonna pass out and wake up strapped to a table.
…actually, the final panel looks a bit like spinny’s eye which explains the black background…yup, I say passing out. She may wake up with fangs or something though
I can’t help but wonder if she’s going to have a short lived prototype-ish transformation.
“I’m sorry it has to end this way, Spinnerette fans.”
THE END
8′O HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!
I would have no choice but to off myself.
With all these new arms popping out, I can only surmise this is the time when Spinny splits into two individuals — Good Spinny and Dark Spinny. Her own self version of Marvel’s Venom or Dark Phoenix…. only with many more arms.
Nah, I think she’s going to split into two Spinnys that are exactly the same giving her more multi-tasking prowess. Of course, then these two Spinnys are going to start splitting too forcing drastic measures, like auto-cannibalism.